Strength of Division · 2003

How each division finished in 2003. This season's game log is missing, so the standings are all there is — no interdivisional splits, no ranking.

no game-by-game log — standings only

2003 has no game-by-game log. Interdivisional records can't be computed for this season, so no division is ranked. Final standings are shown instead.

Teams

24 6 divisions

Regular season

13 weeks no game log

Playoff berths

8 across all divisions

2003 by division

In division order.

North

Record: 33-32 (.508)
Winner: Coke n Blowjobs

North teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Coke n Blowjobs 🛡	12-5	0.0
Smokane	11-6	0.0
Drunk Indians	7-10	0.0
HiGhClImBeRs	3-11	0.0

Central

Record: 28-34 (.452)
Winner: Chieftans

Central teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Chieftans 🛡	10-7	0.0
The Vandalizers	9-8	0.0
Ital Stalions	5-9	0.0
Bernies Brewers	4-10	0.0

South

Record: 36-29 (.554)
Winner: Marriedwithchildren

South teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Married 🛡	11-6	0.0
Gamecocks	10-7	0.0
Fullybaked	10-7	0.0
The Nukes	5-9	0.0

East

Record: 39-29 (.574)
Winner: Melville Roadsters

East teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Roadsters 🛡	13-4	0.0
Lucky Buck$	10-7	0.0
M.L. Maniacs	9-8	0.0
GL Meanies	7-10	0.0

West

Record: 31-31 (.500)
Winner: Da Dangsters

West teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Da Dangsters 🛡	11-6	0.0
ATF	8-9	0.0
All My Fault	6-8	0.0
P-89s	6-8	0.0

Pacific

Record: 26-36 (.419)
Winner: Your Team Sucks

Pacific teams in 2003
Team	W-L	PF
Your Team Sucks 🛡	10-7	0.0
Trevors Team	9-8	0.0
The Blunt Bros.	4-10	0.0
Fat Chicks	3-11	0.0

Built from every season's final standings and its own game log, 2003–2026. Includes seasons played under former owners, which franchise pages don't show. Updated Nov 10, 2026.