The Pecking Order Week 9, 2026
Mariachi Ninjas Sit Atop the Pecking Order as Balls Deep Heat Up
I'm told the Mariachi Ninjas are still the class of this league, holding down the #1 spot with an 89.9% all-play mark that nobody else is touching. Smokane FC climbed three spots to #2 on a 2-game winning streak, and Swiftie 4 Life jumped four spots to #4 after a 3-0 run over the last three weeks. Harambe took the biggest tumble, falling six spots to #9 after dropping two straight.
The order on the map
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The Mariachi Ninjas remain on top with an 89.9% all-play mark and 161.7 season PPG, and league sources tell me nobody is catching them anytime soon.
89.9% all-play 142.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC climbed three spots to #2 on a 2-game winning streak, with 143.8 PPG over the last three weeks. Boom, they are living in the top tier.
73.4% all-play 143.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep have a 7-game winning streak, the longest active run in the league, and a 3-0 mark over the last three weeks. Money is nice, but this is a championship-caliber roster.
73.9% all-play 142.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life jumped four spots to #4 with a 3-0 run over the last three weeks and 146.0 PPG in that stretch. They are the team I'm watching closely.
56.5% all-play 146.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians climbed two spots to #5 despite a 1-2 stretch, thanks to the highest single-game score in the league at 174.64. Explosive upside is still there.
71.5% all-play 129.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas slid two spots to #6 even with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and 143.8 PPG in that window. Their 56.0% all-play rate has not kept pace.
56.0% all-play 143.8 PPG, last three weeks
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The Micks dropped a spot to #7 despite a 2-game winning streak, and their 48.3% all-play mark is the story. Season PPG of 117.0 is a concern.
48.3% all-play 143.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked moved up to #8 on a 3-game winning streak and 3-0 over the last three weeks. Their 134.5 PPG in that stretch is trending the right way.
55.6% all-play 134.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe fell six spots to #9 after a 1-2 stretch and a 2-game losing streak. Their 64.3% all-play rate suggests better days are ahead, but the slide is real.
64.3% all-play 123.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls climbed to #10 on a 2-game winning streak and 133.5 PPG over the last three weeks. They are quietly rebuilding momentum.
50.2% all-play 133.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia rose three spots to #11, but a 2-game losing streak and 110.0 PPG over the last three weeks keep them on notice.
56.5% all-play 110.0 PPG, last three weeks
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A Bruin Pegs Me surged seven spots to #12, the biggest climb in the league, on a 45.4% all-play rate. The 1-2 stretch has not stopped their rise.
45.4% all-play 117.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra climbed two spots to #13, but an 0-3 mark and a 5-game losing streak are a serious problem. League sources tell me the bleeding needs to stop.
49.3% all-play 113.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh Feelers slipped one spot to #14 with a 1-2 mark over the last three weeks and no active streak. Their 44.9% all-play rate is the concern.
44.9% all-play 112.6 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You fell five spots to #15 after an 0-3 stretch and a 3-game losing streak. Their 108.4 PPG over the last three weeks is a red flag.
48.8% all-play 108.4 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show surged five spots to #16 on a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks. Their 35.3% all-play rate still says they have work to do.
35.3% all-play 117.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish jumped six spots to #17 with 116.0 PPG over the last three weeks. The 36.5% all-play rate is holding them back.
36.5% all-play 116.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks held steady at #18 with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks. Their 33.8% all-play rate needs to climb.
33.8% all-play 116.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster fell seven spots to #19 despite a 2-1 record over the last three weeks. Their 33.3% all-play rate is the reason for the drop.
33.3% all-play 115.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside Connection dropped four spots to #20 and have lost five in a row, the longest active losing streak in the league. Their 100.6 PPG over the last three weeks is a cry for help.
41.1% all-play 100.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters fell four spots to #21 even with a 2-game winning streak. Their 98.9 PPG over the last three weeks is the issue.
41.5% all-play 98.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Team Minty Fresh dropped two spots to #22 on a 2-game losing streak. They also left 54.20 points on the bench, a brutal blunder.
29.5% all-play 108.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys slipped one spot to #23 with a 1-2 mark over the last three weeks and a 2-game losing streak. Their 97.8 PPG is alarming.
33.8% all-play 97.8 PPG, last three weeks
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The Boondock Saints hold steady at #24 with an 88.2 PPG over the last three weeks, the lowest in this stretch. This is a team that needs a major reset.
30.7% all-play 88.2 PPG, last three weeks
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