The Pecking Order Week 7, 2026
Mariachi Ninjas Sit Atop the Pecking Order as Nine Straight Wins Keep Piling Up
League sources tell me the Mariachi Ninjas are the class of AFL right now, riding a 9-game winning streak to the No. 1 spot. Boom, that is dominance, and they posted a 91.9% all-play mark to back it up. Harambe climbed to No. 2 with a 2-1 run over the last three weeks, and Jewpacabra is sinking fast after three straight losses.
The order on the map
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Mariachi Ninjas are untouchable at No. 1, with a 91.9% all-play mark and a 9-game winning streak that has everyone else chasing shadows. Money is nice, but championships are better, and these Ninjas look built for both.
91.9% all-play 164.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Dicks out for Harambe climbed to No. 2 after posting a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks, and they dropped 166.30 to earn Stat of the Week. I'm told this team is one of the most dangerous in the league right now.
74.5% all-play 145.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC moved up to No. 3 on the strength of a 68.3% all-play mark, but a 2-game losing streak and a 1-2 mark over the last three weeks are a warning sign. League sources tell me they need to stop the bleeding quickly.
68.3% all-play 131.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians slid two spots to No. 4 after a 1-2 stretch over the last three weeks and a 2-game losing streak that has them reeling. That is a rough fall from No. 2, and the Indians need answers fast.
69.6% all-play 129.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep sit at No. 5 with a 5-game winning streak and a 3-0 run over the last three weeks, but they also left 42.96 points on the bench for Bench Blunder of the Week. Boom, that is a major coaching lapse that cost them.
72.7% all-play 123.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia held steady at No. 6 with a 64.6% all-play mark, though a 1-2 record over the last three weeks has them treading water. The Mafia need to find their rhythm before the pack catches up.
64.6% all-play 129.3 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You stayed at No. 7 despite a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and a strong 138.9 PPG over that window. League sources tell me this team is quietly building something real.
54.7% all-play 138.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life surged three spots to No. 8 after a rough 1-2 stretch, which tells you how volatile this middle of the pack really is. Their 52.2% all-play mark is a step in the right direction.
52.2% all-play 119.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh Feelers hold No. 9 with a 46.0% all-play mark, and a 2-game losing streak has them searching for consistency. They have the scoring, but the wins have to follow.
46.0% all-play 126.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Get off my Ditka jumped two spots to No. 10 after a perfect 3-0 run over the last three weeks and a 5-game winning streak. I'm told this team is heating up at exactly the right time.
49.7% all-play 122.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked climbed two spots to No. 11 with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and a 50.3% all-play mark that is trending the right way. Money is nice, but this team is starting to feel like a real contender.
50.3% all-play 120.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside Connection dropped four spots to No. 12 after an 0-3 stretch over the last three weeks and a 3-game losing streak. Ouch, this is a sudden freefall that demands immediate attention.
49.1% all-play 118.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls, one cup moved up to No. 13 with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and 124.5 PPG in that window, showing real firepower. The all-play mark still needs work, but the trend is encouraging.
43.5% all-play 124.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys climbed two spots to No. 14 on a perfect 3-0 run over the last three weeks and a 3-game winning streak. League sources tell me this team has real momentum building.
39.1% all-play 122.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Muck Juggling Micks rocketed eight spots to No. 15, the biggest climb of the week, even with a 1-2 mark over the last three weeks. Boom, that is a dramatic jump that screams upside.
39.1% all-play 120.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters dropped six spots to No. 16 after a 1-2 stretch and only 109.7 PPG over the last three weeks. That is a steep fall, and the Dangsters need to find their scoring again.
44.1% all-play 109.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster surged seven spots to No. 17 with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and a 2-game winning streak. League sources tell me this team is one of the biggest risers in the league right now.
35.4% all-play 119.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish held steady at No. 18 with a 36.3% all-play mark and a 2-game losing streak that needs fixing. They are scoring 117.4 PPG over the last three weeks, but the results have not followed.
36.3% all-play 117.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks climbed three spots to No. 19 on a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and a 2-game winning streak. The Jocks are quietly gaining ground.
31.7% all-play 118.8 PPG, last three weeks
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A Bruin Pegs Me dropped five spots to No. 20 after an 0-3 stretch over the last three weeks and a 3-game losing streak. That is a brutal skid, and the Bruins have to stop the bleeding now.
39.8% all-play 107.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Team Minty Fresh held steady at No. 21 with a 2-1 mark over the last three weeks and a 2-game winning streak. The all-play mark of 32.9% is the concern, but the recent wins are a start.
32.9% all-play 115.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra dropped five spots to No. 22 after an 0-3 stretch and a 3-game losing streak that is the longest active skid in the league. Their 88.2 PPG over the last three weeks is a massive red flag.
49.7% all-play 88.2 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show slid four spots to No. 23 after a 1-2 run over the last three weeks and only 100.8 PPG in that window. The all-play mark of 29.2% is the lowest concern on the board.
29.2% all-play 100.8 PPG, last three weeks
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The Boondock Saints dropped four spots to No. 24 after a 1-2 stretch and just 90.8 PPG over the last three weeks. That is the worst scoring trend in the league, and the Saints have a steep climb ahead.
35.7% all-play 90.8 PPG, last three weeks
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