South Division · since 2003

Dicks out for Harambe

Owner: Nick Lipsky

Earlier names The Nukes (Tim Barlos), Blowing My Horn (Boun Lovan)

1× champion

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Dicks out for Harambe

Premier League American League South aka Harambe, Dicks

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The Rafters 6 trophies T-10th of 24 4/6

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Championships

2021 Dicks out for Harambe AFL Champion

Conference titles

2021 Dicks out for Harambe AL Champion

Other titles

2024 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion
2021 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion

Division titles

2025 Dicks out for Harambe South
2021 Dicks out for Harambe South
2013 The Nukes Tim Barlos

All-time record 167-216 .436 · regular season

Playoffs 4-5 3 trips

Titles 1 1 title game

Seasons 24 2003–2026

Per game 112.8 44,209 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (24)

2026 8-3 · #4 of 24 In progress 1,188.21 pts
2025 12-5 · #2 of 24 Playoffs 2,143.45 pts
2024 9-8 · #13 of 24 Missed 2,155.33 pts
2023 8-9 · #13 of 24 Missed 1,940.23 pts
2022 6-11 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,895.58 pts
2021 13-4 · #1 of 24 Champion 2,512.43 pts
2020 6-11 · #21 of 24 Missed 2,057.54 pts
2019 6-11 · #18 of 24 Missed 1,957.66 pts
2018 3-14 · #22 of 24 as Blowing My Horn Missed 1,560.74 pts
2017 5-12 · #21 of 24 as Blowing My Horn Missed 1,846.66 pts
2016 8-9 · #11 of 24 as Blowing My Horn Missed 1,913.19 pts
2015 7-10 · #18 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,886.05 pts
2014 4-13 · #23 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,661.45 pts
2013 14-3 · #1 of 24 as The Nukes Playoffs 2,226.83 pts
2012 7-11 · #19 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 2,067.95 pts
2011 3-15 · #23 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,977.72 pts
2010 9-9 · #12 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,992.04 pts
2009 7-11 · #19 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,671.46 pts
2008 9-9 · #12 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,726.72 pts
2007 4-14 · #24 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,486.90 pts
2006 8-7 · #14 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,672.40 pts
2005 5-10 · #18 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,471.50 pts
2004 6-7 · #15 of 24 as The Nukes Missed 1,650.22 pts
2003 5-9 · #19 of 24 as The Nukes In progress 0.00 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Best season 14-3 2013 · Playoffs

Highest score 186.22 2021 week 13 vs Avenging Amish Biggest win +115.77 184.72–68.95 vs Avenging Amish, 2020

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Peyton Manning QB · 11 straight seasons, 2005–2015

2026
- QB Dak Prescott
- RB D'Andre Swift 6th yr
- RB Jonathan Taylor 6th yr
- WR Jordan Addison 3rd yr
- WR Malik Nabers 2nd yr
- WR Tetairoa McMillan
- WR Zay Flowers 3rd yr
2025
- RB Aaron Jones
- RB D'Andre Swift 5th yr
- RB Jonathan Taylor 5th yr
- WR Deebo Samuel 2nd yr
- WR Jordan Addison 2nd yr
- WR Malik Nabers
- WR Zay Flowers 2nd yr
2024
- QB Tua Tagovailoa
- RB D'Andre Swift 4th yr
- RB Jonathan Taylor 4th yr
- WR Deebo Samuel
- WR Diontae Johnson 4th yr
- WR Jordan Addison
- WR Zay Flowers
2023
- RB D'Andre Swift 3rd yr
- RB Jonathan Taylor 3rd yr
- RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
- WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Jaylen Waddle 2nd yr
- WR Treylon Burks
- TE Darren Waller 4th yr

Earlier seasons (18)

2022
- QB Matthew Stafford 2nd yr
- RB D'Andre Swift 2nd yr
- RB Jonathan Taylor 2nd yr
- RB Najee Harris
- WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Jaylen Waddle
- TE Darren Waller 3rd yr
2021
- QB Matthew Stafford
- RB D'Andre Swift
- RB Jonathan Taylor
- RB Kenyan Drake 4th yr
- WR Diontae Johnson
- WR Michael Pittman
- TE Darren Waller 2nd yr
2020
- RB Boston Scott
- RB Kenyan Drake 3rd yr
- WR Curtis Samuel
- WR Darius Slayton
- WR Marvin Jones
- WR Mike Williams
- TE Darren Waller
2019
- QB Ben Roethlisberger 5th yr
- RB Duke Johnson
- RB Jerick McKinnon
- RB Kenyan Drake 2nd yr
- RB Royce Freeman
- WR Marquise Goodwin 2nd yr
- TE Vance McDonald
2018
- QB Ben Roethlisberger 4th yr
- QB Matthew Stafford
- RB Kenyan Drake
- WR Doug Baldwin 3rd yr
- WR Marquise Goodwin
- WR Michael Crabtree 2nd yr
- TE Cameron Brate
2017
- QB Ben Roethlisberger 3rd yr
- RB C.J. Anderson
- RB Doug Martin
- WR Doug Baldwin 2nd yr
- WR Michael Crabtree
- WR Taylor Gabriel
- TE Jared Cook 3rd yr
2016
- QB Ben Roethlisberger 2nd yr
- QB Blake Bortles
- RB Frank Gore
- RB Isaiah Crowell 2nd yr
- WR Doug Baldwin
- WR Tavon Austin
- TE Jared Cook 2nd yr
2015
- QB Ben Roethlisberger
- QB Peyton Manning 11th yr
- RB Isaiah Crowell
- WR Calvin Johnson 8th yr
- WR Pierre Garcon 2nd yr
- TE Jared Cook
2014
- QB Peyton Manning 10th yr
- RB Frank Gore 8th yr
- RB Reggie Bush 8th yr
- RB Trent Richardson 2nd yr
- WR Calvin Johnson 7th yr
- WR Pierre Garcon
- WR Stevie Johnson
2013
- QB Peyton Manning 9th yr
- RB Darren McFadden 3rd yr
- RB Frank Gore 7th yr
- RB Reggie Bush 7th yr
- RB Trent Richardson
- WR Calvin Johnson 6th yr
- Def San Francisco 49ers
2012
- QB Eli Manning
- QB Peyton Manning 8th yr
- RB Darren McFadden 2nd yr
- RB Frank Gore 6th yr
- RB Reggie Bush 6th yr
- WR Calvin Johnson 5th yr
- WR Jordy Nelson
2011
- QB Peyton Manning 7th yr
- RB Darren McFadden
- RB Frank Gore 5th yr
- RB Reggie Bush 5th yr
- WR Calvin Johnson 4th yr
- WR Mario Manningham
- WR Michael Crabtree 2nd yr
2010
- QB Peyton Manning 6th yr
- RB Frank Gore 4th yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart 2nd yr
- RB Reggie Bush 4th yr
- WR Calvin Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Michael Crabtree
2009
- QB Peyton Manning 5th yr
- RB Frank Gore 3rd yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart
- RB Reggie Bush 3rd yr
- WR Calvin Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Donald Driver
- WR Joey Galloway 2nd yr
2008 Estimated
- QB Peyton Manning 4th yr
- RB Frank Gore 2nd yr
- RB Reggie Bush 2nd yr
- WR Bernard Berrian 2nd yr
- WR Calvin Johnson
- WR Joey Galloway
- TE L.J. Smith 4th yr
2007 Estimated
- QB Peyton Manning 3rd yr
- RB Ahman Green
- RB De'shaun Foster 3rd yr
- RB Frank Gore
- RB Reggie Bush
- WR Bernard Berrian
- TE L.J. Smith 3rd yr
2006 Estimated
- QB Peyton Manning 2nd yr
- RB De'shaun Foster 2nd yr
- WR Amani Toomer
- WR David Givens
- TE Jerramy Stevens
- TE L.J. Smith 2nd yr
- PK Jeff Wilkins?
2005 Estimated
- QB Peyton Manning
- RB De'shaun Foster?
- RB Jerome Bettis
- RB Ron Dayne?
- WR Isaac Bruce
- WR Terrell Owens
- TE L.J. Smith

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

6 picks sent and 6 picks received in 2 trades.

Aug 2007with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- RB Deuce McAllister
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
Got
- RB Reggie Bush
- 2007 7th round? path not in the record
- 2007 8th round The Nukes took Steve McNair (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
Jul 2007with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- RB Reggie Bush
- 2007 7th round Marriedwithchildren took Stephen Gostkowski (PK) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; The Nukes took Steve McNair (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round Marriedwithchildren took Musa Smith (RB) with it
Got
- RB Deuce McAllister
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Who ran it

The owners

Nick Lipsky 2019–now · 8 seasons 68-62 1× champ
Boun Lovan 2016–2018 · 3 seasons 16-35
Tim Barlos 2003–2015 · 13 seasons 88-128

Head to head

Against the league

Trade Ledger (1)

2023 (1)

Fullybaked Oct 24, 2023
Sent
- Jones, Daniel (QB)
- Waddle, Jaylen (WR)
- Waller, Darren (TE)
Received
- Tagovailoa, Tua (QB)
- Ridley, Calvin (WR)
- Samuel, Deebo (WR)

Team Name History

Dicks out for Harambe Current 2019–present
Dicks out for Harambe as franchise 0016 2017–2018

Previous owners of this franchise

Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.

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