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Former owner

Tim Barlos

2003–2015 · AFL · franchise 0008

The Nukes

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Division titles

  1. 2013 The Nukes North
Career record 83-119 .411 · regular season
Playoffs 0-3 1 trip
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 13 2003–2015
Per game 108.0 22,138 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (13)
  1. 2015 7-10 · #18 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,886.05 pts
  2. 2014 4-13 · #23 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,661.45 pts
  3. 2013 14-3 · #1 of 24 The Nukes Playoffs 2,226.83 pts
  4. 2012 7-11 · #19 of 24 The Nukes Missed 2,067.95 pts
  5. 2011 3-15 · #23 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,977.72 pts
  6. 2010 9-9 · #12 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,992.04 pts
  7. 2009 7-11 · #19 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,671.46 pts
  8. 2008 9-9 · #12 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,726.72 pts
  9. 2007 4-14 · #24 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,486.90 pts
  10. 2006 8-7 · #14 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,672.40 pts
  11. 2005 5-10 · #18 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,471.50 pts
  12. 2004 6-7 · #15 of 24 The Nukes Missed 1,650.22 pts
  13. 2003 5-9 · #19 of 24 The Nukes In progress 0.00 pts

Where they played

The team

  1. The Nukes 2003–2015 · 13 seasons 88-128

Career bests

High-water marks

Best season 14-3 2013 · Playoffs
Highest score 182.28 2013 week 8 vs Drunk Indians Biggest win +84.55 182.28–97.73 vs Drunk Indians, 2013

Head to head

Against every owner

  1. Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 10-9 19 games
  2. Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 7-10 17 games
  3. Brandon Shields Smokane FC 4-12 16 games 1 in playoffs
  4. Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 5-4 9 games
  5. David Dang Da Dangsters 4-3 7 games
  6. Paul Granger Chatmaster 1-6 7 games
  7. Vithanouth Baccam Vitside Mafia 3-3 6 games
  8. Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 2-4 6 games
  9. Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 1-3 4 games
  10. Rick O’Keefe Muck Juggling Micks 0-4 4 games
  11. James Bueck The Boondock Saints 2-1 3 games
  12. Michio Imanaka Team Minty Fresh 2-1 3 games
  13. Jomar Marinio Computer Jocks 1-0 1 game
  14. Danny Baccam Avenging Amish 1-0 1 game
  15. Junior Vargas The Mariachi Ninjas 0-1 1 game 1 in playoffs
Former owners (29)
  1. Shane Fitch Level 3 Inception 5-13 18 games
  2. Dan Winman booyakasha 1-7 8 games
  3. Dave Jordan The Dark Side 3-4 7 games
  4. Leland Brasher Gamecocks 5-1 6 games
  5. Steven McBurnie More Cowbell 3-2 5 games
  6. Kyle Harmor The Dude that Abides 2-3 5 games
  7. Bryan Jones Bay Area Ballers 3-1 4 games
  8. Brian Sevilla The Street 2-2 4 games
  9. Habanero's Habanero's 2-2 4 games
  10. Arnold Wong Touchdown My Pants 2-2 4 games
  11. Adam Inman Whitman's Wonders 0-4 4 games
  12. Bryan Sandes Fly Fishermen 1-2 3 games
  13. James Griffin Bernies Brewers 1-2 3 games
  14. Nathan Clark The Blunt Bros. 1-2 3 games
  15. Tom Flanagan Brady's Bastards 1-2 3 games
  16. Shaun Jones 420 All-Stars 0-3 3 games
  17. The Vandalizers The Vandalizers 1-1 2 games
  18. Joe Harris Limp Ditkas 1-1 2 games
  19. David Stafford Zephyr 1-1 2 games
  20. Lee Graves No Frills 0-2 2 games
  21. Peter Melville Melville Roadsters 1-0 1 game
  22. Paul Post Way More Funner 1-0 1 game
  23. Paul Tarsney Blitzkrieg 1-0 1 game
  24. Brent Powers Tackling Dummies 1-0 1 game
  25. Shawn Sherman Minnesota Road Kill 1-0 1 game
  26. Chuck Carper L.C. Maniacs 0-1 1 game
  27. Jim Shea Delirium Tremens 0-1 1 game
  28. Rob Stanford Sparta FC 0-1 1 game
  29. Garrison Bravo Team Murderface 0-1 1 game

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Peyton Manning QB · 11 straight seasons, 2005–2015 · The Nukes

  1. 2015 The Nukes

    • QB Ben Roethlisberger
    • QB Peyton Manning 11th yr
    • RB Isaiah Crowell
    • WR Calvin Johnson 8th yr
    • WR Pierre Garcon 2nd yr
    • TE Jared Cook

  2. 2014 The Nukes

    • QB Peyton Manning 10th yr
    • RB Frank Gore 8th yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 8th yr
    • RB Trent Richardson 2nd yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson 7th yr
    • WR Pierre Garcon
    • WR Stevie Johnson

  3. 2013 The Nukes

    • QB Peyton Manning 9th yr
    • RB Darren McFadden 3rd yr
    • RB Frank Gore 7th yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 7th yr
    • RB Trent Richardson
    • WR Calvin Johnson 6th yr
    • Def San Francisco 49ers

  4. 2012 The Nukes

    • QB Eli Manning
    • QB Peyton Manning 8th yr
    • RB Darren McFadden 2nd yr
    • RB Frank Gore 6th yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 6th yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson 5th yr
    • WR Jordy Nelson
Earlier seasons (7)

  1. 2011 The Nukes

    • QB Peyton Manning 7th yr
    • RB Darren McFadden
    • RB Frank Gore 5th yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 5th yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson 4th yr
    • WR Mario Manningham
    • WR Michael Crabtree 2nd yr

  2. 2010 The Nukes

    • QB Peyton Manning 6th yr
    • RB Frank Gore 4th yr
    • RB Jonathan Stewart 2nd yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 4th yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson 3rd yr
    • WR Michael Crabtree

  3. 2009 The Nukes

    • QB Peyton Manning 5th yr
    • RB Frank Gore 3rd yr
    • RB Jonathan Stewart
    • RB Reggie Bush 3rd yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson 2nd yr
    • WR Donald Driver
    • WR Joey Galloway 2nd yr

  4. 2008 The Nukes Estimated

    • QB Peyton Manning 4th yr
    • RB Frank Gore 2nd yr
    • RB Reggie Bush 2nd yr
    • WR Bernard Berrian 2nd yr
    • WR Calvin Johnson
    • WR Joey Galloway
    • TE L.J. Smith 4th yr

  5. 2007 The Nukes Estimated

    • QB Peyton Manning 3rd yr
    • RB Ahman Green
    • RB De'shaun Foster 3rd yr
    • RB Frank Gore
    • RB Reggie Bush
    • WR Bernard Berrian
    • TE L.J. Smith 3rd yr

  6. 2006 The Nukes Estimated

    • QB Peyton Manning 2nd yr
    • RB De'shaun Foster 2nd yr
    • WR Amani Toomer
    • WR David Givens
    • TE Jerramy Stevens
    • TE L.J. Smith 2nd yr
    • PK Jeff Wilkins?

  7. 2005 The Nukes Estimated

    • QB Peyton Manning
    • RB De'shaun Foster?
    • RB Jerome Bettis
    • RB Ron Dayne?
    • WR Isaac Bruce
    • WR Terrell Owens
    • TE L.J. Smith

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Awards

🛡 1 division
AL North

Seasons

Tim Barlos

2003–2015 · 13 seasons · 88-128

Year Identity Record Points Reg. Rank Result
2015 The Nukes 7-10 1,886 #18 —
2014 The Nukes 4-13 1,661 #23 —
2013 The Nukes 14-3 2,227 #1 Playoffs 🛡 North
2012 The Nukes 7-11 2,068 #19 —
2011 The Nukes 3-15 1,978 #23 —
2010 The Nukes 9-9 1,992 #12 —
2009 The Nukes 7-11 1,671 #19 —
2008 The Nukes 9-9 1,727 #12 —
2007 The Nukes 4-14 1,487 #24 —
2006 The Nukes 8-7 1,672 #14 —
2005 The Nukes 5-10 1,472 #18 —
2004 The Nukes 6-7 1,650 #15 —
2003 The Nukes 5-9 0 #19 —

Succession

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