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Nick Lipsky

2017–present · AFL · franchises 0016, 0008

Dicks out for Harambe

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The Rafters

Championships

  1. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe AFL Champion

Conference titles

  1. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe AL Champion

Other titles

  1. 2024 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion
  2. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion

Division titles

  1. 2025 Dicks out for Harambe South
  2. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe South
Career record 85-79 .518 · regular season
Playoffs 4-2 2 trips
Titles 1 1 title game
Seasons 10 2017–now
Per game 123.1 20,934 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed Dicks out for Harambe ’19–now Dicks out for Harambe ’17–’18

Every season (10)
  1. 2026 8-3 · #4 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe In progress 1,188.21 pts
  2. 2025 12-5 · #2 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Playoffs 2,143.45 pts
  3. 2024 9-8 · #13 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 2,155.33 pts
  4. 2023 8-9 · #13 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 1,940.23 pts
  5. 2022 6-11 · #19 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 1,895.58 pts
  6. 2021 13-4 · #1 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Champion 2,512.43 pts
  7. 2020 6-11 · #21 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 2,057.54 pts
  8. 2019 6-11 · #18 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 1,957.66 pts
  9. 2018 10-7 · #12 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 2,133.19 pts
  10. 2017 7-10 · #16 of 24 Dicks out for Harambe Missed 2,019.51 pts

Where they played

The teams

  1. Dicks out for Harambe 2019–now · 8 seasons 68-62 1× champ
  2. Dicks out for Harambe 2017–2018 · 2 seasons 17-17

Career bests

High-water marks

Best season 13-4 2021 · Dicks out for Harambe · Champion
Highest score 224.16 2018 week 4 vs Chatmaster Biggest win +115.77 184.72–68.95 vs Avenging Amish, 2020

Head to head

Against every owner

  1. Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 10-8 18 games 1 in playoffs
  2. Jomar Marinio Computer Jocks 9-7 16 games 1 in playoffs
  3. Danny Baccam Avenging Amish 9-6 15 games
  4. Vithanouth Baccam Vitside Mafia 9-6 15 games
  5. Michio Imanaka Team Minty Fresh 7-8 15 games
  6. Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 5-4 9 games 1 in playoffs
  7. Brandon Shields Smokane FC 7-1 8 games
  8. Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 3-5 8 games
  9. Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 2-6 8 games
  10. Paul Granger Chatmaster 4-3 7 games 1 in playoffs
  11. David Dang Da Dangsters 2-5 7 games
  12. James Bueck The Boondock Saints 5-1 6 games 1 in playoffs
  13. Jacob Ross Jewpacabra 4-1 5 games
  14. Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 0-4 4 games
  15. Rafael Araiza Badd Boys 2-1 3 games
  16. Tony Cruz Balls Deep 1-2 3 games
  17. Nigel Dunnington Titsburgh Feelers 0-3 3 games 1 in playoffs
  18. Junior Vargas The Mariachi Ninjas 0-2 2 games
  19. Eric Stout Get off my Ditka 0-2 2 games
  20. Rick O’Keefe Muck Juggling Micks 1-0 1 game
Former owners (5)
  1. Jim Shea Delirium Tremens 2-3 5 games
  2. Donald Trump Maga Nation 2-2 4 games
  3. Lee Graves No Frills 2-0 2 games
  4. Anwar Alghazali BronxBommr 2-0 2 games
  5. Jesse Schuffenhauer Can't get over the baby gate 1-1 2 games

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept D'Andre Swift RB · 6 straight seasons, 2021–2026 · Dicks out for Harambe

  1. 2026 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Dak Prescott
    • RB D'Andre Swift 6th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 6th yr
    • WR Jordan Addison 3rd yr
    • WR Malik Nabers 2nd yr
    • WR Tetairoa McMillan
    • WR Zay Flowers 3rd yr

  2. 2025 Dicks out for Harambe

    • RB Aaron Jones
    • RB D'Andre Swift 5th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 5th yr
    • WR Deebo Samuel 2nd yr
    • WR Jordan Addison 2nd yr
    • WR Malik Nabers
    • WR Zay Flowers 2nd yr

  3. 2024 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Tua Tagovailoa
    • RB D'Andre Swift 4th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 4th yr
    • WR Deebo Samuel
    • WR Diontae Johnson 4th yr
    • WR Jordan Addison
    • WR Zay Flowers

  4. 2023 Dicks out for Harambe

    • RB D'Andre Swift 3rd yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 3rd yr
    • RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle 2nd yr
    • WR Treylon Burks
    • TE Darren Waller 4th yr
Earlier seasons (6)

  1. 2022 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Matthew Stafford 2nd yr
    • RB D'Andre Swift 2nd yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 2nd yr
    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle
    • TE Darren Waller 3rd yr

  2. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Matthew Stafford
    • RB D'Andre Swift
    • RB Jonathan Taylor
    • RB Kenyan Drake 3rd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson
    • WR Michael Pittman
    • TE Darren Waller 2nd yr

  3. 2020 Dicks out for Harambe

    • RB Boston Scott
    • RB Kenyan Drake 2nd yr
    • WR Curtis Samuel
    • WR Darius Slayton
    • WR Marvin Jones
    • WR Mike Williams
    • TE Darren Waller

  4. 2019 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Ben Roethlisberger
    • RB Duke Johnson
    • RB Jerick McKinnon
    • RB Kenyan Drake
    • RB Royce Freeman
    • WR Marquise Goodwin
    • TE Vance McDonald

  5. 2018 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Derek Carr 2nd yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara
    • WR DeAndre Hopkins 2nd yr
    • WR Sammy Watkins 2nd yr
    • TE Greg Olsen
    • TE Jordan Reed 2nd yr
    • TE Rob Gronkowski 2nd yr

  6. 2017 Dicks out for Harambe

    • QB Derek Carr
    • RB Frank Gore
    • RB Spencer Ware
    • WR DeAndre Hopkins
    • WR Sammy Watkins
    • TE Jordan Reed
    • TE Rob Gronkowski

Awards

🏆 1 title🛡 2 division
AFL ChampionAL ChampionAL South ×2D-League Champion ×2

Tenures

Franchise 0016

2017–2018 · 2 seasons · 17-17

Year Identity Record Points Reg. Rank Result
2018 For Harambe 10-7 2,133 #12 —
2017 For Harambe 7-10 2,020 #16 —

Franchise 0008Current

2019–present · 8 seasons · 68-62

Year Identity Record Points Reg. Rank Result
2026 Harambe 8-3 1,188 #4 —
2025 Harambe 12-5 2,143 #2 Playoffs 🛡 South
2024 Harambe 9-8 2,155 #13 —
2023 Harambe 8-9 1,940 #13 —
2022 Harambe 6-11 1,896 #19 —
2021 Harambe 13-4 2,512 #1 🏆 Champion 🛡 South
2020 Harambe 6-11 2,058 #21 —
2019 Harambe 6-11 1,958 #18 —
🏆 1 title🛡 2 divisionAFL ChampionAL ChampionAL South ×2D-League Champion ×2

Succession

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