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South Division · since 2019

Dicks out for Harambe

Owner: Nick Lipsky

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Dicks out for Harambe

Premier League American League South aka Harambe, Dicks
The Rafters 6 trophies T-10th of 24 4/6

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The Rafters

Championships

  1. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe AFL Champion

Conference titles

  1. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe AL Champion

Other titles

  1. 2024 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion
  2. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe D-League Champion

Division titles

  1. 2025 Dicks out for Harambe South
  2. 2021 Dicks out for Harambe South
All-time record 68-62 .523 · regular season
Playoffs 4-2 2 trips
Titles 1 1 title game
Seasons 8 2019–2026
Per game 122.8 16,706 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (8)
  1. 2026 8-3 · #4 of 24 In progress 1,188.21 pts
  2. 2025 12-5 · #2 of 24 Playoffs 2,143.45 pts
  3. 2024 9-8 · #13 of 24 Missed 2,155.33 pts
  4. 2023 8-9 · #13 of 24 Missed 1,940.23 pts
  5. 2022 6-11 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,895.58 pts
  6. 2021 13-4 · #1 of 24 Champion 2,512.43 pts
  7. 2020 6-11 · #21 of 24 Missed 2,057.54 pts
  8. 2019 6-11 · #18 of 24 Missed 1,957.66 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept D'Andre Swift RB · 6 straight seasons, 2021–2026
  1. 2026

    • QB Dak Prescott
    • RB D'Andre Swift 6th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 6th yr
    • WR Jordan Addison 3rd yr
    • WR Malik Nabers 2nd yr
    • WR Tetairoa McMillan
    • WR Zay Flowers 3rd yr
  2. 2025

    • RB Aaron Jones
    • RB D'Andre Swift 5th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 5th yr
    • WR Deebo Samuel 2nd yr
    • WR Jordan Addison 2nd yr
    • WR Malik Nabers
    • WR Zay Flowers 2nd yr
  3. 2024

    • QB Tua Tagovailoa
    • RB D'Andre Swift 4th yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 4th yr
    • WR Deebo Samuel
    • WR Diontae Johnson 4th yr
    • WR Jordan Addison
    • WR Zay Flowers
  4. 2023

    • RB D'Andre Swift 3rd yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 3rd yr
    • RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle 2nd yr
    • WR Treylon Burks
    • TE Darren Waller 4th yr
Earlier seasons (4)
  1. 2022

    • QB Matthew Stafford 2nd yr
    • RB D'Andre Swift 2nd yr
    • RB Jonathan Taylor 2nd yr
    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle
    • TE Darren Waller 3rd yr
  2. 2021

    • QB Matthew Stafford
    • RB D'Andre Swift
    • RB Jonathan Taylor
    • RB Kenyan Drake 3rd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson
    • WR Michael Pittman
    • TE Darren Waller 2nd yr
  3. 2020

    • RB Boston Scott
    • RB Kenyan Drake 2nd yr
    • WR Curtis Samuel
    • WR Darius Slayton
    • WR Marvin Jones
    • WR Mike Williams
    • TE Darren Waller
  4. 2019

    • QB Ben Roethlisberger
    • RB Duke Johnson
    • RB Jerick McKinnon
    • RB Kenyan Drake
    • RB Royce Freeman
    • WR Marquise Goodwin
    • TE Vance McDonald

Head to head

Against the league

  1. Midwestside Connection 10-8 18 games 1 in playoffs
  2. Computer Jocks 9-7 16 games 1 in playoffs
  3. Avenging Amish 9-6 15 games
  4. Vitside Mafia 9-6 15 games
  5. Team Minty Fresh 7-8 15 games
  6. Drunk Indians 5-4 9 games 1 in playoffs
  7. Smokane FC 7-1 8 games
  8. Fullybaked 3-5 8 games
  9. Suh girls, one cup 2-6 8 games
  10. Chatmaster 4-3 7 games 1 in playoffs
  11. Da Dangsters 2-5 7 games
  12. The Boondock Saints 5-1 6 games 1 in playoffs
  13. Jewpacabra 4-1 5 games
  14. A Bruin Pegs Me 0-4 4 games
  15. Badd Boys 2-1 3 games
  16. Balls Deep 1-2 3 games
  17. Titsburgh Feelers 0-3 3 games 1 in playoffs
  18. The Mariachi Ninjas 0-2 2 games
  19. Get off my Ditka 0-2 2 games
  20. Muck Juggling Micks 1-0 1 games

Trade Ledger (1)

2023 (1)
  • Fullybaked Oct 24, 2023
    Sent
    • Jones, Daniel (QB)
    • Waddle, Jaylen (WR)
    • Waller, Darren (TE)
    Received
    • Tagovailoa, Tua (QB)
    • Ridley, Calvin (WR)
    • Samuel, Deebo (WR)

Team Name History

  • Dicks out for Harambe Current 2019–present
  • Dicks out for Harambe as franchise 0016 2017–2018

Previous owners of this franchise

Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.

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