West Division · since 2003
Jewpacabra
Owner: Jacob Ross
Earlier names Green Lake Meanies (Jason Carrol), Red Dawn (Red Dawn), Carolina Blues (Chris Broskey), Zephyr (David Stafford), Computer Jocks (Jomar Marinio), Jesus Killers
Banners
The Rafters
Division titles
All-time record 154-229 .402 · regular season
Playoffs 6-7 4 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 24 2003–2026
Per game 110.7 43,818 points
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 5-6 · #13 of 24 In progress 1,021.64 pts
- 2025 12-5 · #3 of 24 Third place 2,056.53 pts
- 2024 6-11 · #21 of 24 Missed 1,701.96 pts
- 2023 7-10 · #20 of 24 Missed 1,978.89 pts
- 2022 8-9 · #14 of 24 Missed 1,995.30 pts
- 2021 12-5 · #3 of 24 Playoffs 2,282.05 pts
- 2020 3-14 · #23 of 24 Missed 1,898.27 pts
- 2019 7-10 · #15 of 24 as Jesus Killers Missed 1,871.41 pts
- 2018 1-16 · #24 of 24 Missed 1,422.45 pts
- 2017 5-12 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,920.85 pts
- 2016 6-11 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,943.14 pts
- 2015 7-10 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,691.16 pts
- 2014 6-11 · #20 of 24 as Computer Jocks Missed 1,911.12 pts
- 2013 11-6 · #4 of 24 as Zephyr Playoffs 2,117.56 pts
- 2012 9-9 · #13 of 24 as Zephyr Missed 1,987.89 pts
- 2011 5-13 · #22 of 24 as Zephyr Missed 1,897.24 pts
- 2010 11-7 · #6 of 24 as Zephyr Playoffs 2,006.06 pts
- 2009 7-11 · #18 of 24 as Zephyr Missed 1,795.10 pts
- 2008 5-13 · #23 of 24 as Carolina Blues Missed 1,619.46 pts
- 2007 10-8 · #11 of 24 as Carolina Blues Missed 1,935.30 pts
- 2006 2-13 · #24 of 24 as Red Dawn Missed 1,351.14 pts
- 2005 4-11 · #21 of 24 as Red Dawn Missed 1,503.88 pts
- 2004 5-8 · #17 of 24 as Red Dawn Missed 1,662.48 pts
- 2003 7-10 · #15 of 24 as Green Lake Meanies In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Best season 12-5 2021 · Playoffs
Highest score 189.35 2013 week 1 vs Suh girls, one cup Biggest win +94.25 149.28–55.03 vs Badd Boys, 2010 Keepers
Who they kept
Longest kept Josh Jacobs RB · 7 straight seasons, 2020–2026
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2026
- QB Jaxson Dart
- RB Josh Jacobs 7th yr
- RB TreVeyon Henderson
- WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 4th yr
- WR Chris Olave
- WR Jayden Higgins
- WR Tetairoa McMillan
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2025
- QB Anthony Richardson 2nd yr
- RB Jerome Ford
- RB Josh Jacobs 6th yr
- WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 3rd yr
- WR Jordan Addison
- TE Dalton Kincaid 2nd yr
- TE T.J. Hockenson 5th yr
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2024
- QB Anthony Richardson
- RB Josh Jacobs 5th yr
- RB Najee Harris 3rd yr
- WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 2nd yr
- WR Chris Olave 2nd yr
- TE Dalton Kincaid
- TE T.J. Hockenson 4th yr
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2023
- RB Josh Jacobs 4th yr
- RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
- WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
- WR Chris Olave
- WR Cooper Kupp 5th yr
- WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
- TE T.J. Hockenson 3rd yr
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- RB David Montgomery 2nd yr
- RB Josh Jacobs 3rd yr
- RB Najee Harris
- WR Cooper Kupp 4th yr
- WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
- TE Noah Fant 3rd yr
- TE T.J. Hockenson 2nd yr
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2021
- RB David Montgomery
- RB Josh Jacobs 2nd yr
- WR Cooper Kupp 3rd yr
- WR Diontae Johnson
- WR Michael Pittman
- TE Noah Fant 2nd yr
- TE T.J. Hockenson
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2020
- RB Josh Jacobs
- RB Leonard Fournette 3rd yr
- RB Patrick Laird
- RB Sony Michel 2nd yr
- WR Cooper Kupp 2nd yr
- WR Kenny Golladay 3rd yr
- TE Noah Fant
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2019
- RB Derrius Guice
- RB Kareem Hunt
- RB Leonard Fournette 2nd yr
- RB Sony Michel
- WR Cooper Kupp
- WR Dante Pettis
- WR Kenny Golladay 2nd yr
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2018
- RB Carlos Hyde 2nd yr
- RB Leonard Fournette
- RB Tarik Cohen
- WR DeVante Parker
- WR Kenny Golladay
- WR Stefon Diggs 2nd yr
- TE Jack Doyle 2nd yr
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2017
- QB Matt Ryan 2nd yr
- RB Carlos Hyde
- RB Matt Forte
- WR Demaryius Thomas 3rd yr
- WR Golden Tate 3rd yr
- WR Stefon Diggs
- TE Jack Doyle
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2016
- QB Matt Ryan
- RB Ryan Mathews
- WR Demaryius Thomas 2nd yr
- WR Golden Tate 2nd yr
- WR Odell Beckham 2nd yr
- TE Julius Thomas 2nd yr
- PK Stephen Gostkowski
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2015
- RB Alfred Morris 2nd yr
- RB Andre Ellington
- RB C.J. Spiller 2nd yr
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- WR Golden Tate
- WR Odell Beckham
- TE Julius Thomas
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2014
- QB Colin Kaepernick
- RB Alfred Morris
- RB C.J. Spiller
- RB Jamaal Charles 3rd yr
- RB Trent Richardson 2nd yr
- RB Zac Stacy
- WR Pierre Garcon
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2013
- QB Ryan Tannehill
- RB Jamaal Charles 2nd yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart 5th yr
- RB Trent Richardson
- WR A.J. Green 2nd yr
- WR Cecil Shorts
- WR Justin Blackmon
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2012
- QB Jay Cutler
- RB Jamaal Charles
- RB Jonathan Stewart 4th yr
- WR A.J. Green
- WR Miles Austin 3rd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 4th yr
- TE Fred Davis
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2011
- RB Felix Jones 3rd yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart 3rd yr
- RB Knowshon Moreno 2nd yr
- WR Miles Austin 2nd yr
- WR Roddy White 3rd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 3rd yr
- TE Zach Miller
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2010
- RB Donald Brown
- RB Felix Jones 2nd yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart 2nd yr
- RB Knowshon Moreno
- WR Miles Austin
- WR Roddy White 2nd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 2nd yr
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2009
- QB Jay Cutler
- RB Felix Jones
- RB Jonathan Stewart
- RB Ronnie Brown
- WR Roddy White
- WR Santonio Holmes
- TE Antonio Gates
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2008 Estimated
- QB David Garrard
- RB Edgerrin James 2nd yr
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Rudi Johnson
- RB Thomas Jones
- TE Kellen Winslow
- TE Tony Gonzalez 2nd yr
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2007 Estimated
- QB Jon Kitna
- RB Brian Westbrook
- RB Edgerrin James
- WR Javon Walker
- WR Roy Williams
- TE Tony Gonzalez
- Def Carolina Panthers
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2006 Estimated
- QB Ben Roethlisberger 2nd yr
- RB Curtis Martin 2nd yr
- RB Duce Staley
- WR Anquan Boldin 2nd yr
- WR Drew Bennett
- WR Joey Galloway
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers 2nd yr
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2005 Estimated
- QB Ben Roethlisberger
- QB Drew Brees
- RB Curtis Martin
- RB Reuben Droughns
- WR Anquan Boldin
- PK Mike Vanderjagt
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
42 picks sent and 42 picks received in 33 trades.
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Sep 2026with A Bruin Pegs Me
Sent
- 2027 1st round not used yet
Got
- RB Chuba Hubbard
- 2027 9th round not used yet
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Sep 2024with Muck Juggling Micks
Sent
- RB Najee Harris
- WR Chris Olave
- 2025 5th round Muck Juggling Micks took Michael Pittman (WR) with it
Got
- RB Zamir White
- WR Jordan Addison
- 2025 1st round? outcome not in the record
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Oct 2020with Muck Juggling Micks
Sent
- RB Cam Akers
- WR Kenny Golladay
- TE Darren Fells
- 2021 2nd round Muck Juggling Micks took Laviska Shenault (WR) with it
Got
- RB David Montgomery
- WR Marquise Brown
- WR Diontae Johnson
- 2021 4th round Jewpacabra took A.J. Green (WR) with it
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Sep 2018with Thundering Herd
Sent
- WR Stefon Diggs
- 2019 3rd round Thundering Herd took Jaylen Samuels (RB) with it
Got
- RB Kareem Hunt
- 2019 7th round Jesus Killers took Jimmy Garoppolo (QB) with it
Earlier trades (29)
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Sep 2017with Delirium Tremens
Sent
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- 2018 9th round Delirium Tremens took Tre'Quan Smith (WR) with it
Got
- 2018 2nd round Jewpacabra took Cooper Kupp (WR) with it
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Jul 2017with Thundering Herd
Sent
- RB Ameer Abdullah
- 2017 4th round Thundering Herd took Kirk Cousins (QB) with it
Got
- RB Matt Forte
- 2017 9th round Jewpacabra took Ted Ginn Jr. (WR) with it
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Jul 2017with Chatmaster
Sent
- WR T.Y. Hilton
- 2017 4th round Chatmaster took New England Patriots (Def) with it
Got
- 2017 1st round Jewpacabra took DeVante Parker (WR) with it
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Jul 2017with Balls Deep
Sent
- 2017 3rd round Balls Deep took Willie Snead (WR) with it
Got
- WR Stefon Diggs
- WR Julian Edelman
- 2017 9th round Jewpacabra took Buffalo Bills (Def) with it
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Oct 2016with Thundering Herd
Sent
- WR Odell Beckham
- 2017 2nd round then traded once more; No Frills took Terrelle Pryor (WR) with it
Got
- RB Carlos Hyde
- WR T.Y. Hilton
- 2017 4th round then traded once more; Chatmaster took New England Patriots (Def) with it
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Aug 2015with Badd Boys
Sent
- RB Jamaal Charles
- WR Pierre Garcon
- 2015 2nd round Badd Boys took Victor Cruz (WR) with it
- 2015 4th round Badd Boys took Tre Mason (RB) with it
Got
- RB Andre Ellington
- TE Julius Thomas
- 2015 1st round Jewpacabra took Matt Ryan (QB) with it
- 2015 4th round Jewpacabra took Ryan Mathews (RB) with it
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Jul 2015with Balls Deep
Sent
- RB Eddie Lacy
- 2015 1st round? outcome not in the record
Got
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- 2015 2nd round Jewpacabra took Knile Davis (RB) with it
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Jun 2013with Delirium Tremens
Sent
- TE Coby Fleener
- 2013 3rd round Delirium Tremens took Dustin Keller (TE) with it
Got
- XX Aaron Hernandez
- 2013 4th round? path not in the record
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Jun 2013with Delirium Tremens
Sent
- XX Aaron Hernandez
Got
- 2013 1st round Zephyr took Colin Kaepernick (QB) with it
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Jun 2013with Delirium Tremens
Sent
- 2013 1st round then traded once more; Zephyr took Colin Kaepernick (QB) with it
Got
- XX Aaron Hernandez
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Jul 2012with Chatmaster
Sent
- WR Roddy White
- 2012 4th round Chatmaster took Rashad Jennings (RB) with it
Got
- RB Jamaal Charles
- TE Fred Davis
- 2012 9th round Zephyr took Nate Kaeding (PK) with it
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Jun 2010with Chatmaster
Sent
- RB Ronnie Brown
- 2010 9th round Chatmaster took Lawrence Tynes (PK) with it
Got
- 2010 2nd round Zephyr took Zach Miller (TE) with it
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Jun 2009with Way More Funner
Sent
- 2009 4th round Way More Funner took Zach Miller (TE) with it
- 2009 6th round Way More Funner took Ted Ginn Jr. (WR) with it
Got
- QB Jay Cutler
- 2009 6th round Zephyr took Kyle Orton (QB) with it
- 2009 9th round Zephyr took Randy McMichael (TE) with it
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Jun 2009with The Boondock Saints
Sent
- 2009 4th round The Boondock Saints took Chester Taylor (RB) with it
Got
- RB Jonathan Stewart
- 2009 9th round Zephyr took Mason Crosby (PK) with it
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May 2009with Tackling Dummies
Sent
Got
- 2009 6th round Zephyr took Derrick Mason (WR) with it
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May 2009with Minnesota Road Kill
Sent
- QB Jake Delhomme
- RB Edgerrin James
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Thomas Jones
- WR Davone Bess
- WR Reggie Brown
- WR Laveranues Coles
- WR Michael Jenkins
- WR Jerry Porter
- WR Amani Toomer
- WR Roy Williams
- TE Tony Gonzalez
- TE Tony Scheffler
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- Def Indianapolis Colts
- 2009 3rd round Minnesota Road Kill took Shonn Greene (RB) with it
- 2009 9th round Minnesota Road Kill took Kenny Britt (WR) with it
Got
- RB Ronnie Brown
- WR Santonio Holmes
- WR Roddy White
- TE Chris Cooley
- TE Antonio Gates
- Def Chicago Bears
- Def New England Patriots
- 2009 4th round then traded once more; The Boondock Saints took Chester Taylor (RB) with it
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May 2009with Tackling Dummies
Sent
- 2009 8th round Tackling Dummies took Jamaal Charles (RB) with it
Got
- RB Felix Jones
- 2009 8th round Zephyr took Chaz Schilens (WR) with it
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Jun 2008with NOSX
Sent
- RB Maurice Jones-Drew
- 2008 7th round NOSX took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
- 2008 9th round NOSX took Matt Ryan (QB) with it
Got
- WR Brandon Marshall
- 2008 4th round Carolina Blues took Javon Walker (WR) with it
- 2008 6th round Carolina Blues took Green Bay Packers (Def) with it
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Jun 2008with The Street
Sent
- RB Correll Buckhalter
- RB Brian Westbrook
- 2008 8th round The Street took Lorenzo Booker (RB) with it
- 2008 8th round The Street took Maurice Morris (RB) with it
Got
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Thomas Jones
- 2008 4th round Carolina Blues took Vince Young (QB) with it
- 2008 6th round Carolina Blues took Nate Kaeding (PK) with it
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Jun 2008with Way More Funner
Sent
- WR Roy Williams
- 2008 1st round Way More Funner took Kevin Smith (RB) with it
Got
- RB Maurice Jones-Drew
- 2008 8th round then traded once more; The Street took Maurice Morris (RB) with it
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Jun 2008with No Frills
Sent
- RB Justin Fargas
- 2008 2nd round No Frills took Kevin Curtis (WR) with it
- 2008 3rd round No Frills took Marc Bulger (QB) with it
Got
- TE Kellen Winslow
- 2008 5th round Carolina Blues took Tony Scheffler (TE) with it
- 2008 6th round Carolina Blues took Ahman Green (RB) with it
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Jun 2007with NOSX
Sent
- QB Tom Brady
- WR Randy Moss
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- 2007 1st round NOSX took Kevin Curtis (WR) with it
- 2007 1st round NOSX took Chicago Bears (Def) with it
Got
- QB Jon Kitna
- RB Brian Westbrook
- WR Roy Williams
- 2007 9th round Carolina Blues took Joe Horn (WR) with it
- 2007 9th round Carolina Blues took Chad Pennington (QB) with it
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May 2007with Limp Ditkas
Sent
- QB Eli Manning
- 2007 1st round Limp Ditkas took Adrian Peterson (RB) with it
- 2007 6th round Limp Ditkas took Las Vegas Raiders (Def) with it
Got
- QB Tom Brady
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- QB Jon Kitna
- 2007 7th round? path not in the record
Got
- QB Jay Cutler
- 2007 4th round Carolina Blues took Daunte Culpepper (QB) with it
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- PK Robbie Gould
- Def New York Giants
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
Got
- QB Jay Cutler
- QB Eli Manning
- RB Edgerrin James
- WR Laveranues Coles
- PK Nate Kaeding
- Def Carolina Panthers
- 2007 3rd round Carolina Blues took Randy McMichael (TE) with it
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- QB Joey Harrington
- XX Steve McNair
- RB Justin Fargas
- WR Drew Bennett
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 3rd round then traded once more; Carolina Blues took Randy McMichael (TE) with it
- 2007 8th round? path not in the record
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
Got
- 2007 6th round then traded once more; Limp Ditkas took Las Vegas Raiders (Def) with it
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May 2007with Thundering Herd
Sent
- QB Matt Leinart
- WR Anquan Boldin
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
Got
- WR Javon Walker
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- 2007 1st round then traded once more; NOSX took Kevin Curtis (WR) with it
- 2007 3rd round then traded 2 more times; Carolina Blues took Randy McMichael (TE) with it
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May 2007with Sharpest Blade
Sent
- WR Marques Colston
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
Got
- QB Jon Kitna
- WR Randy Moss
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- RB Travis Henry
- RB DeAngelo Williams
- WR Joey Galloway
- 2007 6th round? path not in the record
Got
- TE Tony Gonzalez
- 2007 1st round then traded once more; NOSX took Chicago Bears (Def) with it
- 2007 3rd round Carolina Blues took Jerry Porter (WR) with it
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Jacob Ross 2015–now · 12 seasons 79-119
- Jomar Marinio 2014 · 1 season 6-11
- David Stafford 2009–2013 · 5 seasons 43-46
- Chris Broskey 2007–2008 · 2 seasons 15-21
- Red Dawn 2004–2006 · 3 seasons 11-32
- Jason Carrol 2003 · 1 season 7-10
Head to head
Against the league
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Swiftie 4 Life 16-23 39 games -
Muck Juggling Micks 15-24 39 games -
A Bruin Pegs Me 15-22 37 games -
Chatmaster 13-23 36 games 1 in playoffs -
The Boondock Saints 14-20 34 games 1 in playoffs -
Balls Deep 13-18 31 games 2 in playoffs -
The Show 15-15 30 games 1 in playoffs -
No Soup For You 12-16 28 games 2 in playoffs -
Badd Boys 11-16 27 games -
The Mariachi Ninjas 11-15 26 games 2 in playoffs -
Titsburgh Feelers 7-16 23 games -
Computer Jocks 7-6 13 games 1 in playoffs -
Suh girls, one cup 3-2 5 games -
Fullybaked 2-3 5 games 1 in playoffs -
Avenging Amish 1-3 4 games -
Vitside Mafia 0-4 4 games 1 in playoffs -
Get off my Ditka 2-1 3 games -
Dicks out for Harambe 1-2 3 games -
Midwestside Connection 1-2 3 games -
Da Dangsters 1-1 2 games 1 in playoffs -
Team Minty Fresh 0-2 2 games -
Drunk Indians 0-1 1 games -
Smokane FC 0-1 1 games
Trade Ledger (12)
2026 (1)
- Bruin Pegs Me Sep 16, 2026 Sent
- 2027 R1 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- Hubbard, Chuba (RB)
- 2027 R9 pick (via Pegs Me)
2024 (1)
- Micks Sep 28, 2024 Sent
- Harris, Najee (RB)
- Olave, Chris (WR)
- 2025 R5 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- White, Zamir (RB)
- Addison, Jordan (WR)
- 2025 R1 pick (via Micks)
2023 (1)
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Chatmaster Sep 26, 2023 Sent- Kupp, Cooper (WR)
Received- Moss, Zack (RB)
- Brown, Marquise (WR)
2020 (1)
- Micks Oct 27, 2020 Sent
- Akers, Cam (RB)
- Golladay, Kenny (WR)
- Fells, Darren (TE)
- 2021 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- Montgomery, David (RB)
- Brown, Marquise (WR)
- Johnson, Diontae (WR)
- 2021 R4 pick (via Micks)
2018 (1)
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Thundering Herd Sep 23, 2018 Sent- Diggs, Stefon (WR)
- 2019 R3 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- Hunt, Kareem (RB)
- 2019 R7 pick (via Thundering Herd)
2017 (4)
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Delirium Tremens Sep 28, 2017 Sent- Thomas, Demaryius (WR)
- 2018 R9 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- 2018 R2 pick (via Delirium Tremens)
- Thundering Herd Jul 14, 2017 Sent
- Abdullah, Ameer (RB)
- Draft pick R4.4
Received- Forte, Matt (RB)
- Draft pick R9.11
- Chatmaster Jul 14, 2017 Sent
- Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
- Draft pick R4.11
Received- Draft pick R1.10
- Balls Deep Jul 14, 2017 Sent
- Draft pick R3.4
Received- Diggs, Stefon (WR)
- Edelman, Julian (WR)
- Draft pick R9.9
2016 (1)
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Thundering Herd Oct 10, 2016 Sent- Beckham, Odell (WR)
- 2017 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received- Hyde, Carlos (RB)
- Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
- 2017 R4 pick (via Thundering Herd)
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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