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Jacob Ross

2015–present · AFL · franchise 0018

Jewpacabra · Jesus Killers

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The Rafters

Division titles

  1. 2025 Jewpacabra West
  2. 2021 Jewpacabra West
Career record 79-119 .399 · regular season
Playoffs 4-2 2 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 12 2015–now
Per game 112.9 23,031 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (12)
  1. 2026 5-6 · #13 of 24 Jewpacabra In progress 1,021.64 pts
  2. 2025 12-5 · #3 of 24 Jewpacabra Third place 2,056.53 pts
  3. 2024 6-11 · #21 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,701.96 pts
  4. 2023 7-10 · #20 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,978.89 pts
  5. 2022 8-9 · #14 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,995.30 pts
  6. 2021 12-5 · #3 of 24 Jewpacabra Playoffs 2,282.05 pts
  7. 2020 3-14 · #23 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,898.27 pts
  8. 2019 7-10 · #15 of 24 Jesus Killers Missed 1,871.41 pts
  9. 2018 1-16 · #24 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,422.45 pts
  10. 2017 5-12 · #19 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,920.85 pts
  11. 2016 6-11 · #19 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,943.14 pts
  12. 2015 7-10 · #19 of 24 Jewpacabra Missed 1,691.16 pts

Where they played

The team

  1. Jewpacabra 2015–now · 12 seasons · also Jesus Killers 79-119

Career bests

High-water marks

Best season 12-5 2021 · Playoffs
Highest score 183.65 2021 week 13 vs Thundering Herd Biggest win +91.89 172.84–80.95 vs The Boondock Saints, 2025

Head to head

Against every owner

  1. Paul Granger Chatmaster 6-18 24 games 1 in playoffs
  2. James Bueck The Boondock Saints 10-13 23 games 1 in playoffs
  3. Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 8-15 23 games
  4. Rick O’Keefe Muck Juggling Micks 8-5 13 games
  5. Junior Vargas The Mariachi Ninjas 3-10 13 games 1 in playoffs
  6. Tony Cruz Balls Deep 5-7 12 games
  7. Nigel Dunnington Titsburgh Feelers 3-9 12 games
  8. Rafael Araiza Badd Boys 6-5 11 games
  9. Juan Lopez No Soup For You 4-5 9 games 1 in playoffs
  10. Shawn Klezovich Swiftie 4 Life 4-5 9 games
  11. Jomar Marinio Computer Jocks 3-5 8 games 1 in playoffs
  12. Carlos Lopez The Show 4-1 5 games
  13. Nick Lipsky Dicks out for Harambe 1-4 5 games
  14. Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 1-1 2 games
  15. David Dang Da Dangsters 1-0 1 game 1 in playoffs
Former owners (9)
  1. Jim Shea Delirium Tremens 4-6 10 games
  2. Lee Graves No Frills 2-5 7 games
  3. Marnel Mangrubang Be Gentle. It's my first time. 4-2 6 games
  4. Anwar Alghazali BronxBommr 2-1 3 games
  5. Kevin Lam Vinegar Strokes 1-1 2 games
  6. Evo Tchilin CSKA Sofia 1-1 2 games
  7. Dan Hoffer Incurable Chlamydia 0-2 2 games
  8. Donald Trump Maga Nation 1-0 1 game
  9. Jesse Schuffenhauer Can't get over the baby gate 1-0 1 game

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Josh Jacobs RB · 7 straight seasons, 2020–2026 · Jewpacabra

  1. 2026 Jewpacabra

    • QB Jaxson Dart
    • RB Josh Jacobs 7th yr
    • RB TreVeyon Henderson
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 4th yr
    • WR Chris Olave
    • WR Jayden Higgins
    • WR Tetairoa McMillan

  2. 2025 Jewpacabra

    • QB Anthony Richardson 2nd yr
    • RB Jerome Ford
    • RB Josh Jacobs 6th yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 3rd yr
    • WR Jordan Addison
    • TE Dalton Kincaid 2nd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 5th yr

  3. 2024 Jewpacabra

    • QB Anthony Richardson
    • RB Josh Jacobs 5th yr
    • RB Najee Harris 3rd yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 2nd yr
    • WR Chris Olave 2nd yr
    • TE Dalton Kincaid
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 4th yr

  4. 2023 Jewpacabra

    • RB Josh Jacobs 4th yr
    • RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
    • WR Chris Olave
    • WR Cooper Kupp 5th yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 3rd yr
Earlier seasons (8)

  1. 2022 Jewpacabra

    • RB David Montgomery 2nd yr
    • RB Josh Jacobs 3rd yr
    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Cooper Kupp 4th yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
    • TE Noah Fant 3rd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 2nd yr

  2. 2021 Jewpacabra

    • RB David Montgomery
    • RB Josh Jacobs 2nd yr
    • WR Cooper Kupp 3rd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson
    • WR Michael Pittman
    • TE Noah Fant 2nd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson

  3. 2020 Jewpacabra

    • RB Josh Jacobs
    • RB Leonard Fournette 3rd yr
    • RB Patrick Laird
    • RB Sony Michel 2nd yr
    • WR Cooper Kupp 2nd yr
    • WR Kenny Golladay 3rd yr
    • TE Noah Fant

  4. 2019 Jesus Killers

    • RB Derrius Guice
    • RB Kareem Hunt
    • RB Leonard Fournette 2nd yr
    • RB Sony Michel
    • WR Cooper Kupp
    • WR Dante Pettis
    • WR Kenny Golladay 2nd yr

  5. 2018 Jewpacabra

    • RB Carlos Hyde 2nd yr
    • RB Leonard Fournette
    • RB Tarik Cohen
    • WR DeVante Parker
    • WR Kenny Golladay
    • WR Stefon Diggs 2nd yr
    • TE Jack Doyle 2nd yr

  6. 2017 Jewpacabra

    • QB Matt Ryan 2nd yr
    • RB Carlos Hyde
    • RB Matt Forte
    • WR Demaryius Thomas 3rd yr
    • WR Golden Tate 3rd yr
    • WR Stefon Diggs
    • TE Jack Doyle

  7. 2016 Jewpacabra

    • QB Matt Ryan
    • RB Ryan Mathews
    • WR Demaryius Thomas 2nd yr
    • WR Golden Tate 2nd yr
    • WR Odell Beckham 2nd yr
    • TE Julius Thomas 2nd yr
    • PK Stephen Gostkowski

  8. 2015 Jewpacabra

    • RB Alfred Morris
    • RB Andre Ellington
    • RB C.J. Spiller
    • WR Demaryius Thomas
    • WR Golden Tate
    • WR Odell Beckham
    • TE Julius Thomas

Awards

🥉 1 third place🛡 2 division
NL West ×2

Seasons

Jacob RossCurrent

2015–present · 12 seasons · 79-119

Year Identity Record Points Reg. Rank Result
2026 Jewpacabra 5-6 1,022 #13 —
2025 Jewpacabra 12-5 2,057 #3 🥉 3rd place 🛡 West
2024 Jewpacabra 6-11 1,702 #21 —
2023 Jewpacabra 7-10 1,979 #20 —
2022 Jewpacabra 8-9 1,995 #14 —
2021 Jewpacabra 12-5 2,282 #3 Playoffs 🛡 West
2020 Jewpacabra 3-14 1,898 #23 —
2019 Jesus Killers 7-10 1,871 #15 —
2018 Jewpacabra 1-16 1,422 #24 —
2017 Jewpacabra 5-12 1,921 #19 —
2016 Jewpacabra 6-11 1,943 #19 —
2015 Jewpacabra 7-10 1,691 #19 —

Succession

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