North Division · since 2003
Suh girls, one cup
Owner: Shawn Huber
Earlier names Italian Stalions (Italian Stalions), C.P. Bruisers (Andrew Wagner), Habanero's (Habanero's), Blitzkrieg (Paul Tarsney), Shifty Joe, Pubes
Banners
The Rafters
Other titles
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 8-3 · #5 of 24 In progress 1,100.24 pts
- 2025 9-8 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,118.62 pts
- 2024 6-11 · #20 of 24 Missed 2,015.30 pts
- 2023 9-8 · #9 of 24 Playoffs 2,127.55 pts
- 2022 11-6 · #4 of 24 Third place 2,359.16 pts
- 2021 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,082.33 pts
- 2020 7-10 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,890.08 pts
- 2019 9-8 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,184.89 pts
- 2018 10-7 · #11 of 24 as Pubes Missed 2,142.71 pts
- 2017 8-9 · #15 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,819.43 pts
- 2016 8-9 · #10 of 24 as Pubes Missed 2,107.47 pts
- 2015 6-11 · #21 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,867.03 pts
- 2014 4-13 · #22 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,840.63 pts
- 2013 6-11 · #22 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,737.56 pts
- 2012 8-10 · #17 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,990.63 pts
- 2011 3-15 · #24 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,795.65 pts
- 2010 9-9 · #13 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,853.58 pts
- 2009 2-16 · #24 of 24 as Pubes Missed 1,453.88 pts
- 2008 3-15 · #24 of 24 as Shifty Joe Missed 1,366.78 pts
- 2007 8-10 · #15 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 1,678.96 pts
- 2006 8-7 · #11 of 24 as Habanero's Missed 1,714.44 pts
- 2005 8-7 · #10 of 24 as Habanero's Missed 1,794.74 pts
- 2004 8-5 · #7 of 24 as C.P. Bruisers Playoffs 2,017.50 pts
- 2003 5-9 · #20 of 24 as Italian Stalions In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Keepers
Who they kept
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2026
- QB Jalen Hurts 6th yr
- RB Ashton Jeanty
- RB Jaylen Warren 3rd yr
- WR A.J. Brown 4th yr
- WR Ladd McConkey 2nd yr
- WR Wan'Dale Robinson
- TE Trey McBride 3rd yr
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2025
- QB Jalen Hurts 5th yr
- RB Jaylen Warren 2nd yr
- WR A.J. Brown 3rd yr
- WR Ladd McConkey
- WR Romeo Doubs
- TE Pat Freiermuth
- TE Trey McBride 2nd yr
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2024
- QB Jalen Hurts 4th yr
- RB Jaylen Warren
- RB Rachaad White
- WR A.J. Brown 2nd yr
- WR Amari Cooper 9th yr
- WR Chris Olave 2nd yr
- TE Trey McBride
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2023
- QB Jalen Hurts 3rd yr
- RB Austin Ekeler 4th yr
- WR A.J. Brown
- WR Amari Cooper 8th yr
- WR Chris Godwin 5th yr
- WR Chris Olave
- TE Pat Freiermuth
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- QB Jalen Hurts 2nd yr
- RB Austin Ekeler 3rd yr
- RB Elijah Mitchell
- RB Ezekiel Elliott 6th yr
- WR Amari Cooper 7th yr
- WR Chris Godwin 4th yr
- WR Cole Beasley 2nd yr
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2021
- QB Jalen Hurts
- RB Austin Ekeler 2nd yr
- RB Ezekiel Elliott 5th yr
- WR Amari Cooper 6th yr
- WR Chris Godwin 3rd yr
- WR Cole Beasley
- WR Robbie Chosen
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2020
- QB Drew Brees
- RB Austin Ekeler
- RB Ezekiel Elliott 4th yr
- WR Amari Cooper 5th yr
- WR Chris Godwin 2nd yr
- WR Christian Kirk
- WR T.Y. Hilton 7th yr
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2019
- RB Ezekiel Elliott 3rd yr
- RB Phillip Lindsay
- WR Amari Cooper 4th yr
- WR Chris Godwin
- WR Sterling Shepard
- WR T.Y. Hilton 6th yr
- TE Kyle Rudolph 3rd yr
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2018
- QB Dak Prescott
- RB Austin Ekeler
- RB Ezekiel Elliott 2nd yr
- WR Amari Cooper 3rd yr
- WR DeVante Parker
- WR T.Y. Hilton 5th yr
- TE Kyle Rudolph 2nd yr
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2017
- QB Derek Carr 2nd yr
- RB Chris Thompson
- RB Ezekiel Elliott
- WR Amari Cooper 2nd yr
- WR Cole Beasley
- WR T.Y. Hilton 4th yr
- TE Kyle Rudolph
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2016
- QB Derek Carr
- RB Eddie Lacy 3rd yr
- RB Jeremy Hill 2nd yr
- WR Amari Cooper
- WR Eric Decker
- WR Kamar Aiken
- WR T.Y. Hilton 3rd yr
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2015
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw
- RB Eddie Lacy 2nd yr
- RB Jeremy Hill
- RB Joique Bell
- RB Roy Helu 2nd yr
- WR Andrew Hawkins
- WR T.Y. Hilton 2nd yr
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2014
- QB Robert Griffin III 2nd yr
- RB Doug Martin 2nd yr
- RB Eddie Lacy
- RB Pierre Thomas 3rd yr
- RB Roy Helu
- WR Percy Harvin 5th yr
- WR T.Y. Hilton
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2013
- QB Robert Griffin III
- RB Doug Martin
- RB Pierre Thomas 2nd yr
- RB Shonn Greene 4th yr
- WR Denarius Moore
- WR Malcom Floyd
- WR Percy Harvin 4th yr
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2012
- QB Sam Bradford 2nd yr
- RB James Starks
- RB Joseph Addai
- RB Pierre Thomas
- RB Shonn Greene 3rd yr
- WR Percy Harvin 3rd yr
- WR Santana Moss
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2011
- QB Matt Ryan 3rd yr
- QB Sam Bradford
- RB LeSean McCoy 2nd yr
- RB Shonn Greene 2nd yr
- WR Mike Sims-Walker
- WR Percy Harvin 2nd yr
- WR Sidney Rice 2nd yr
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2010
- QB Matt Ryan 2nd yr
- RB Kevin Smith 2nd yr
- RB LeSean McCoy
- RB Shonn Greene
- WR Percy Harvin
- WR Sidney Rice
- TE John Carlson 2nd yr
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2009
- QB Matt Ryan
- RB Julius Jones 2nd yr
- RB Kevin Smith
- RB LenDale White 2nd yr
- WR Plaxico Burress 2nd yr
- WR Santana Moss 2nd yr
- TE John Carlson
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2008 Estimated
- QB Derek Anderson
- RB Julius Jones
- RB LenDale White
- WR Plaxico Burress
- WR Santana Moss
- TE Owen Daniels
- Def Los Angeles Chargers
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2007 Estimated
- QB Drew Brees
- QB Trent Green
- WR Chris Chambers 3rd yr
- WR Larry Fitzgerald? 2nd yr
- WR Marvin Harrison 3rd yr
- WR Terry Glenn
- TE Jason Witten
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2006 Estimated
- QB Daunte Culpepper 2nd yr
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Rudi Johnson 2nd yr
- RB Samkon Gado
- WR Chris Chambers 2nd yr
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Marvin Harrison 2nd yr
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2005 Estimated
- QB Daunte Culpepper
- RB Chris Brown
- RB Rudi Johnson
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Marvin Harrison
- TE Antonio Gates
- TE Dallas Clark
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
19 picks sent and 20 picks received in 9 trades.
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Oct 2011with Smokane FC
Sent
- RB LeSean McCoy
- 2012 8th round Smokane FC took Detroit Lions (Def) with it
- 2012 9th round Smokane FC took Ronnie Hillman (RB) with it
Got
- RB James Starks
- 2012 1st round? outcome not in the record
- 2012 3rd round Pubes took Kyle Rudolph (TE) with it
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Nov 2010with Midwestside Connection
Sent
- RB Ryan Mathews
- 2011 2nd round Midwestside Connection took Eli Manning (QB) with it
Got
- QB Sam Bradford
- 2011 3rd round Pubes took Jared Cook (TE) with it
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Nov 2010with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- WR Terrell Owens
- XX Aaron Hernandez
- 2011 8th round Vitside Mafia took Anthony Fasano (TE) with it
- 2011 9th round Vitside Mafia took Tashard Choice (RB) with it
Got
- WR Mike Sims-Walker
- 2011 1st round? outcome not in the record
- 2011 4th round Pubes took New England Patriots (Def) with it
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Jul 2009with The Dark Side
Sent
- 2009 4th round The Dark Side took Donnie Avery (WR) with it
Got
- QB Matt Ryan
- 2009 9th round Pubes took Josh Brown (PK) with it
Earlier trades (5)
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Jun 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- 2007 8th round 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
- 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it
Got
- 2009 8th round Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
- 2009 9th round Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it
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Jun 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- RB Rudi Johnson
- 2009 8th round then traded once more; Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
- 2009 9th round then traded once more; Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it
Got
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 2nd round Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
- 2007 3rd round Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
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Jun 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- TE Kellen Winslow
- 2007 2nd round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
Got
- TE Jason Witten
- 2007 1st round? path not in the record
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May 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- 2007 3rd round then traded 3 more times; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
Got
- WR Chris Chambers
- 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
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May 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- QB Rex Grossman
- RB Justin Fargas
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Mack Strong
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Michael Jenkins
- PK Jeff Wilkins
- Def Chicago Bears
- 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Drunk Indians took D.J. Hackett (WR) with it
- 2007 4th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
- 2007 5th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Jacksonville Jaguars (Def) with it
- 2007 6th round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
- 2007 7th round 420 All-Stars took Michael Bennett (RB) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Adrian Peterson (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Martin Gramatica (PK) with it
Got
- QB Drew Brees
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- WR Terry Glenn
- WR Brandon Marshall
- TE Dallas Clark
- TE Ben Utecht
- PK Jay Feely
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
- 2007 1st round Blitzkrieg took Brandon Jackson (RB) with it
- 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
- 2007 5th round Blitzkrieg took Wes Welker (WR) with it
- 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Anthony Thomas (RB) with it
- 2007 7th round Blitzkrieg took Jason Hanson (PK) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
- 2007 9th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Shawn Huber 2008–now · 19 seasons 133-189
- Paul Tarsney 2007 · 1 season 8-10
- Habanero's 2005–2006 · 2 seasons 16-14
- Andrew Wagner 2004 · 1 season 8-5
- Italian Stalions 2003 · 1 season 5-9
Head to head
Against the league
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Drunk Indians 15-28 43 games 3 in playoffs -
Smokane FC 19-19 38 games -
Get off my Ditka 18-18 36 games 1 in playoffs -
Da Dangsters 18-17 35 games 1 in playoffs -
Fullybaked 10-23 33 games -
Avenging Amish 18-10 28 games -
Dicks out for Harambe 15-13 28 games -
Vitside Mafia 9-19 28 games -
Team Minty Fresh 8-19 27 games -
Midwestside Connection 13-13 26 games -
Computer Jocks 10-12 22 games 1 in playoffs -
Titsburgh Feelers 1-6 7 games 2 in playoffs -
A Bruin Pegs Me 4-2 6 games 1 in playoffs -
Jewpacabra 2-3 5 games -
Balls Deep 1-4 5 games -
The Mariachi Ninjas 1-4 5 games 1 in playoffs -
Chatmaster 3-1 4 games -
Swiftie 4 Life 1-3 4 games -
No Soup For You 0-4 4 games -
Badd Boys 1-2 3 games -
Muck Juggling Micks 2-0 2 games -
The Boondock Saints 1-1 2 games -
The Show 0-2 2 games
Trade Ledger (4)
2011 (1)
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Smokane FC Oct 16, 2011 Sent- McCoy, LeSean (RB)
- 2012 R8 pick (via Pubes)
- 2012 R9 pick (via Pubes)
Received- Starks, James (RB)
- 2012 R1 pick (via Smokane FC)
- 2012 R3 pick (via Smokane FC)
2010 (2)
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Midwestside Connection Nov 10, 2010 Sent- Mathews, Ryan (RB)
- 2011 R2 pick (via Pubes)
Received- Bradford, Sam (QB)
- 2011 R3 pick (via Marriedwithchildren)
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Vitside Mafia Nov 9, 2010 Sent- Owens, Terrell (WR)
- Hernandez, Aaron (TE)
- 2011 R8 pick (via Pubes)
- 2011 R9 pick (via Pubes)
Received- Sims-Walker, Mike (WR)
- 2011 R1 pick (via Vitside Mafia)
- 2011 R4 pick (via Touchdown My Pants)
2009 (1)
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The Dark Side Jul 7, 2009 Sent- Draft pick R4.1
Received- Ryan, Matt (QB)
- Draft pick R9.10
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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