Former owner
Paul Tarsney
Blitzkrieg
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The Rafters
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Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed Blitzkrieg ’08–’12 Blitzkrieg ’07
Every season (6)
- 2012 6-12 · #21 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 1,981.78 pts
- 2011 7-11 · #19 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 1,956.36 pts
- 2010 8-10 · #14 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 2,031.92 pts
- 2009 5-13 · #21 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 1,642.60 pts
- 2008 7-11 · #20 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 1,551.24 pts
- 2007 8-10 · #15 of 24 Blitzkrieg Missed 1,678.96 pts
Where they played
The teams
Career bests
High-water marks
Head to head
Against every owner
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James Bueck The Boondock Saints 3-7 10 games -
Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 2-3 5 games -
Paul Granger Chatmaster 0-5 5 games -
Brandon Shields Smokane FC 2-2 4 games -
Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 2-2 4 games -
Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 2-0 2 games -
Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 2-0 2 games -
Junior Vargas The Mariachi Ninjas 2-0 2 games -
David Dang Da Dangsters 1-1 2 games -
Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 0-2 2 games -
Vithanouth Baccam Vitside Mafia 0-2 2 games -
Rick O’Keefe Muck Juggling Micks 1-0 1 game
Former owners (26)
- Brian Sevilla The Street 4-5 9 games
- Jim Shea Delirium Tremens 4-4 8 games
- Lee Graves No Frills 1-4 5 games
- Tom Flanagan Brady's Bastards 1-4 5 games
- Nathan Clark The Blunt Bros. 2-2 4 games
- Paul Post Way More Funner 2-2 4 games
- David Stafford Zephyr 2-2 4 games
- Bob Rush Cliffside Killer Clowns 0-4 4 games
- Francis Tarsney Gaelic Rams 2-0 2 games
- Leland Brasher Gamecocks 1-1 2 games
- Bryan Jones Bay Area Ballers 1-1 2 games
- Shawn Sherman Minnesota Road Kill 1-1 2 games
- Arnold Wong Touchdown My Pants 1-1 2 games
- Shaun Jones 420 All-Stars 0-2 2 games
- Justin Collier Cougs 1-0 1 game
- Dave Jordan The Dark Side 1-0 1 game
- Tulsi Anderson Sharpest Blade 0-1 1 game
- Shane Fitch Level 3 Inception 0-1 1 game
- Tim Barlos The Nukes 0-1 1 game
- Mark Fowler The Bandwagon 0-1 1 game
- Chris Broskey Carolina Blues 0-1 1 game
- Brent Powers Tackling Dummies 0-1 1 game
- Steven McBurnie More Cowbell 0-1 1 game
- Dan Winman booyakasha 0-1 1 game
- Rich Angry Irish 0-1 1 game
- Rob Stanford Sparta FC 0-1 1 game
Keepers
Who they kept
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2012 Blitzkrieg
- QB Eli Manning 5th yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw 3rd yr
- RB Donald Brown
- WR Brandon Lloyd 2nd yr
- WR Dez Bryant 2nd yr
- WR Victor Cruz
- TE Greg Olsen
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2011 Blitzkrieg
- QB Eli Manning 4th yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw 2nd yr
- WR Austin Collie 2nd yr
- WR Brandon Lloyd
- WR Dez Bryant
- WR Mario Manningham
- WR Sidney Rice 2nd yr
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2010 Blitzkrieg
- QB Eli Manning 3rd yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson
- RB Reggie Bush 3rd yr
- WR Austin Collie
- WR Santonio Holmes
- WR Sidney Rice
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2009 Blitzkrieg
- QB Eli Manning 2nd yr
- RB Larry Johnson 2nd yr
- RB Leon Washington
- RB Reggie Bush 2nd yr
- WR Jerricho Cotchery
- WR Lance Moore
- TE Greg Olsen
Earlier seasons (2)
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2008 Blitzkrieg Estimated
- QB Eli Manning
- RB Jamal Lewis
- RB Larry Johnson
- RB Reggie Bush
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Plaxico Burress
- Def Los Angeles Chargers
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2007 Blitzkrieg Estimated
- QB Drew Brees
- QB Trent Green
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Larry Fitzgerald?
- WR Marvin Harrison
- WR Terry Glenn
- TE Jason Witten
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Tenures
Franchise 0012
| Year | Identity | Record | Points | Reg. Rank | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007 | | 8-10 | 1,679 | #15 | — |
Franchise 0017
| Year | Identity | Record | Points | Reg. Rank | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | | 6-12 | 1,982 | #21 | — |
| 2011 | | 7-11 | 1,956 | #19 | — |
| 2010 | | 8-10 | 2,032 | #14 | — |
| 2009 | | 5-13 | 1,643 | #21 | — |
| 2008 | | 7-11 | 1,551 | #20 | — |
Succession
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Franchise 0012 — Suh girls, one cup today
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Franchise 0017 — Titsburgh Feelers today
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