North Division · since 2003
Get off my Ditka
Owner: Eric Stout
Earlier names Coke n Blowjobs (Dan Clark), The Vandalizers (The Vandalizers), Muck Juggling Micks (Rick O’Keefe), Bay Area Ballers (Bryan Jones), The Dude that Abides (Kyle Harmor), CSKA Sofia (Donald Trump), Maga Nation (Donald Trump), Team Ground N Pound (Jesse Schuffenhauer), Can't get over the baby gate (Jesse Schuffenhauer)
Banners
The Rafters
Division titles
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 6-5 · #9 of 24 In progress 1,135.75 pts
- 2025 6-11 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,965.56 pts
- 2024 4-13 · #23 of 24 as Can't get over the baby gate Missed 1,830.00 pts
- 2023 8-9 · #15 of 24 as Team Ground N Pound Missed 1,808.57 pts
- 2022 6-11 · #21 of 24 as Maga Nation Missed 1,632.91 pts
- 2021 7-10 · #19 of 24 as Maga Nation Missed 1,848.55 pts
- 2020 7-10 · #16 of 24 as Maga Nation Missed 2,097.04 pts
- 2019 6-11 · #20 of 24 as Maga Nation Missed 1,835.40 pts
- 2018 3-14 · #21 of 24 as CSKA Sofia Missed 1,799.97 pts
- 2017 12-5 · #6 of 24 as CSKA Sofia Playoffs 1,960.80 pts
- 2016 12-5 · #7 of 24 as The Dude that Abides Playoffs 2,133.15 pts
- 2015 12-5 · #4 of 24 as The Dude that Abides Playoffs 2,095.46 pts
- 2014 13-4 · #1 of 24 as The Dude that Abides Playoffs 2,347.89 pts
- 2013 12-5 · #2 of 24 as The Dude that Abides Playoffs 2,289.42 pts
- 2012 9-9 · #9 of 24 as The Dude that Abides Missed 2,247.24 pts
- 2011 8-10 · #17 of 24 as Bay Area Ballers Missed 2,177.79 pts
- 2010 9-9 · #11 of 24 as Bay Area Ballers Missed 2,062.48 pts
- 2009 10-8 · #12 of 24 as Bay Area Ballers Missed 1,780.36 pts
- 2008 10-8 · #10 of 24 as Bay Area Ballers Missed 1,733.44 pts
- 2007 8-10 · #14 of 24 as Muck Juggling Micks Missed 1,695.04 pts
- 2006 8-7 · #7 of 24 as Muck Juggling Micks Playoffs 1,970.38 pts
- 2005 8-7 · #12 of 24 as Muck Juggling Micks Missed 1,706.80 pts
- 2004 8-5 · #9 of 24 as The Vandalizers Playoffs 1,674.16 pts
- 2003 12-5 · #2 of 24 as Coke n Blowjobs In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Keepers
Who they kept
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2026
- QB Drake Maye
- QB Jaxson Dart
- RB Bhayshul Tuten
- RB Javonte Williams 2nd yr
- RB Omarion Hampton
- WR Rome Odunze 2nd yr
- TE Harold Fannin
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2025
- RB Brian Robinson 2nd yr
- RB Isiah Pacheco 2nd yr
- RB Javonte Williams
- WR Jerry Jeudy
- WR Khalil Shakir
- WR Rome Odunze
- WR Stefon Diggs 9th yr
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2024
- QB Jordan Love
- RB Brian Robinson
- RB Isiah Pacheco
- RB Tyler Allgeier
- WR Christian Kirk 3rd yr
- WR Stefon Diggs 8th yr
- Def Seattle Seahawks
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2023
- QB Aaron Rodgers 15th yr
- QB Kyler Murray 4th yr
- RB Kareem Hunt 3rd yr
- WR Christian Kirk 2nd yr
- WR Stefon Diggs 7th yr
- TE Tyler Conklin
- Def Buffalo Bills
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- QB Aaron Rodgers 14th yr
- QB Kyler Murray 3rd yr
- RB J.D. McKissic
- RB Kareem Hunt 2nd yr
- WR Christian Kirk
- WR Stefon Diggs 6th yr
- TE Zach Ertz
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2021
- QB Aaron Rodgers 13th yr
- QB Kyler Murray 2nd yr
- RB Kareem Hunt
- WR A.J. Brown 2nd yr
- WR Stefon Diggs 5th yr
- WR Sterling Shepard
- TE Kyle Rudolph
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2020
- QB Aaron Rodgers 12th yr
- QB Kyler Murray
- RB Jordan Howard 4th yr
- RB Le'Veon Bell 7th yr
- WR A.J. Brown
- WR Emmanuel Sanders
- WR Stefon Diggs 4th yr
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2019
- QB Aaron Rodgers 11th yr
- RB Jordan Howard 3rd yr
- RB Le'Veon Bell 6th yr
- WR Brandin Cooks
- WR Stefon Diggs 3rd yr
- TE C.J. Uzomah
- TE Jack Doyle
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2018
- QB Aaron Rodgers 10th yr
- RB Frank Gore
- RB Jordan Howard 2nd yr
- RB Le'Veon Bell 5th yr
- WR Alshon Jeffery 5th yr
- WR Stefon Diggs 2nd yr
- TE Vernon Davis
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2017
- QB Aaron Rodgers 9th yr
- RB Jordan Howard
- RB Le'Veon Bell 4th yr
- WR Alshon Jeffery 4th yr
- WR Stefon Diggs
- TE Delanie Walker 2nd yr
- Def Seattle Seahawks
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2016
- QB Aaron Rodgers 8th yr
- RB Jeremy Langford
- RB Le'Veon Bell 3rd yr
- RB Matt Forte 8th yr
- WR Alshon Jeffery 3rd yr
- WR Donte Moncrief
- TE Delanie Walker
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2015
- QB Aaron Rodgers 7th yr
- RB Le'Veon Bell 2nd yr
- RB Marshawn Lynch 2nd yr
- RB Matt Forte 7th yr
- WR Alshon Jeffery 2nd yr
- TE Jason Witten 8th yr
- Def Seattle Seahawks 2nd yr
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2014
- QB Aaron Rodgers 6th yr
- RB Le'Veon Bell
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- RB Matt Forte 6th yr
- WR Alshon Jeffery
- TE Jason Witten 7th yr
- Def Seattle Seahawks
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2013
- QB Aaron Rodgers 5th yr
- RB Matt Forte 5th yr
- RB Steven Jackson
- WR Dwayne Bowe 6th yr
- WR Reggie Wayne
- WR Wes Welker
- TE Jason Witten 6th yr
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2012
- QB Aaron Rodgers 4th yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw 3rd yr
- RB Darren Sproles 2nd yr
- RB Jacquizz Rodgers
- RB Matt Forte 4th yr
- WR Dwayne Bowe 5th yr
- TE Jason Witten 5th yr
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2011
- QB Aaron Rodgers 3rd yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw 2nd yr
- RB Darren Sproles
- RB Matt Forte 3rd yr
- WR Dwayne Bowe 4th yr
- WR Lance Moore
- TE Jason Witten 4th yr
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2010
- QB Aaron Rodgers 2nd yr
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw
- RB Matt Forte 2nd yr
- WR Derrick Mason
- WR Dwayne Bowe 3rd yr
- WR Kenny Britt
- TE Jason Witten 3rd yr
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2009
- QB Aaron Rodgers
- RB Marshawn Lynch 2nd yr
- RB Matt Forte
- WR Dwayne Bowe 2nd yr
- WR Kevin Curtis 2nd yr
- WR Santonio Holmes 2nd yr
- TE Jason Witten 2nd yr
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2008 Estimated
- RB Earnest Graham
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Dwayne Bowe
- WR Kevin Curtis
- WR Santonio Holmes
- TE Jason Witten
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2007 Estimated
- RB Clinton Portis 3rd yr
- RB Edgerrin James
- RB Ladell Betts
- WR Chad Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Donald Driver 3rd yr
- WR Roy Williams 2nd yr
- Def Baltimore Ravens
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2006 Estimated
- RB Clinton Portis 2nd yr
- RB Ronnie Brown
- RB Tatum Bell
- WR Chad Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Donald Driver 2nd yr
- WR Roy Williams?
- TE Chris Cooley
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2005 Estimated
- QB Joey Harrington?
- QB Kerry Collins
- RB Clinton Portis?
- RB Reuben Droughns?
- WR Chad Johnson?
- WR Donald Driver
- WR Joe Horn?
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
8 picks sent and 8 picks received in 4 trades.
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Nov 2013with Midwestside Connection
Sent
- 2014 1st round? outcome not in the record
- 2014 2nd round Midwestside Connection took Ray Rice (RB) with it
- 2014 3rd round Midwestside Connection took Fred Jackson (RB) with it
- 2014 4th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Travis Kelce (TE) with it
Got
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- 2014 5th round The Dude that Abides took Ted Ginn Jr. (WR) with it
- 2014 6th round The Dude that Abides took Keshawn Martin (WR) with it
- 2014 7th round The Dude that Abides took Marcus Lattimore (RB) with it
- 2014 8th round The Dude that Abides took Brandon Tate (WR) with it
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Oct 2012with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- 2013 1st round? outcome not in the record
Got
- RB Steven Jackson
- RB Daryl Richardson
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Jul 2012with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- RB Darren Sproles
Got
- 2012 1st round The Dude that Abides took Reggie Wayne (WR) with it
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May 2007with Drunk Indians
Sent
- RB Ronnie Brown
- RB Vernand Morency
- 2007 1st round Drunk Indians took Todd Heap (TE) with it
- 2007 2nd round Drunk Indians took Philip Rivers (QB) with it
- 2007 7th round then traded once more; The Rookies took DeDe Dorsey (RB) with it
Got
- RB Edgerrin James
- 2007 1st round? path not in the record
- 2007 6th round? path not in the record
- 2007 6th round? path not in the record
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Eric Stout 2025–now · 2 seasons 12-16
- Jesse Schuffenhauer 2023–2024 · 2 seasons 12-22
- Donald Trump 2019–2022 · 4 seasons 26-42
- Donald Trump 2017–2018 · 2 seasons 15-19
- Kyle Harmor 2012–2016 · 5 seasons 58-28
- Bryan Jones 2008–2011 · 4 seasons 37-35
- Rick O’Keefe 2005–2007 · 3 seasons 24-24
- The Vandalizers 2004 · 1 season 8-5
- Dan Clark 2003 · 1 season 12-5
Head to head
Against the league
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Smokane FC 12-28 40 games 4 in playoffs -
Suh girls, one cup 18-18 36 games 1 in playoffs -
Drunk Indians 15-20 35 games 1 in playoffs -
Midwestside Connection 20-13 33 games 1 in playoffs -
Fullybaked 10-23 33 games 2 in playoffs -
Team Minty Fresh 17-15 32 games 1 in playoffs -
Computer Jocks 13-19 32 games 2 in playoffs -
Vitside Mafia 20-11 31 games 3 in playoffs -
Da Dangsters 13-16 29 games -
Avenging Amish 20-8 28 games -
Dicks out for Harambe 17-9 26 games 1 in playoffs -
Swiftie 4 Life 5-2 7 games 1 in playoffs -
Titsburgh Feelers 4-3 7 games 2 in playoffs -
Chatmaster 1-5 6 games 2 in playoffs -
The Show 4-1 5 games -
Balls Deep 4-1 5 games 2 in playoffs -
No Soup For You 2-3 5 games -
A Bruin Pegs Me 2-1 3 games -
The Mariachi Ninjas 1-2 3 games -
Jewpacabra 1-2 3 games -
The Boondock Saints 0-3 3 games -
Muck Juggling Micks 0-2 2 games -
Badd Boys 0-2 2 games
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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