Former owner
Jesse Schuffenhauer
HiGhClImBeRs · Team Ground N Pound · Can't get over the baby gate
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Career record 16-31 .340 · regular season
Playoffs 0-0 0 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 4 2003–2024
Per game 105.7 4,967 points
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed Can't get over the baby gate HiGhClImBeRs
Every season (4)
- 2024 4-13 · #23 of 24 Can't get over the baby gate Missed 1,830.00 pts
- 2023 8-9 · #15 of 24 Team Ground N Pound Missed 1,808.57 pts
- 2004 4-9 · #20 of 24 HiGhClImBeRs Missed 1,652.24 pts
- 2003 3-11 · #23 of 24 HiGhClImBeRs In progress 0.00 pts
Where they played
The teams
Career bests
High-water marks
Best season 8-9 2023 · Team Ground N Pound · Missed
Highest score 160.76 2004 week 13 vs Bernies Brewers Biggest win +47.10 160.76–113.66 vs Bernies Brewers, 2004 Head to head
Against every owner
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Brandon Shields Smokane FC 0-6 6 games -
Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 0-6 6 games -
Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 3-1 4 games -
Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 1-3 4 games -
David Dang Da Dangsters 1-3 4 games -
Danny Baccam Avenging Amish 2-0 2 games -
Michio Imanaka Team Minty Fresh 2-0 2 games -
Vithanouth Baccam Vitside Mafia 1-1 2 games -
Nick Lipsky Dicks out for Harambe 1-1 2 games -
Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 0-2 2 games -
Jomar Marinio Computer Jocks 0-2 2 games -
Carlos Lopez The Show 1-0 1 game -
Paul Granger Chatmaster 0-1 1 game -
Jacob Ross Jewpacabra 0-1 1 game
Keepers
Who they kept
Longest kept Christian Kirk WR · 2 straight seasons, 2023–2024 · Can't get over the baby gate
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2024 Can't get over the baby gate
- QB Jordan Love
- RB Brian Robinson
- RB Isiah Pacheco
- RB Tyler Allgeier
- WR Christian Kirk 2nd yr
- WR Stefon Diggs 2nd yr
- Def Seattle Seahawks
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2023 Team Ground N Pound
- QB Aaron Rodgers
- QB Kyler Murray
- RB Kareem Hunt
- WR Christian Kirk
- WR Stefon Diggs
- TE Tyler Conklin
- Def Buffalo Bills
Tenures
Franchise 0011
| Year | Identity | Record | Points | Reg. Rank | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2004 | | 4-9 | 1,652 | #20 | — |
| 2003 | | 3-11 | 0 | #23 | — |
Franchise 0004
| Year | Identity | Record | Points | Reg. Rank | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | | 4-13 | 1,830 | #23 | — |
| 2023 | | 8-9 | 1,809 | #15 | — |
Succession
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Franchise 0011 — Midwestside Connection today
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Franchise 0004 — Get off my Ditka today
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