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Former owner

Dave Jordan

2005–2009 · AFL · franchise 0011

The Rookies · The Dark Side

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Division titles

  1. 2008 The Rookies Central
Career record 31-53 .369 · regular season
Playoffs 2-2 1 trip
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 5 2005–2009
Per game 95.6 8,417 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (5)
  1. 2009 5-13 · #20 of 24 The Dark Side Missed 1,675.44 pts
  2. 2008 12-6 · #4 of 24 The Rookies Playoffs 1,816.16 pts
  3. 2007 5-13 · #20 of 24 The Rookies Missed 1,592.64 pts
  4. 2006 7-8 · #17 of 24 The Rookies Missed 1,460.42 pts
  5. 2005 2-13 · #24 of 24 The Rookies Missed 1,346.12 pts

Where they played

The team

  1. The Dark Side 2005–2009 · 5 seasons · also The Rookies 31-53

Career bests

High-water marks

Best season 12-6 2008 · Playoffs
Highest score 158.54 2008 week 17 vs Thundering Herd Biggest win +61.60 131.20–69.60 vs NOSX, 2008

Head to head

Against every owner

  1. Brandon Shields Smokane FC 1-7 8 games 1 in playoffs
  2. Rick O’Keefe Muck Juggling Micks 2-4 6 games
  3. Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 1-5 6 games 1 in playoffs
  4. Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 3-2 5 games 1 in playoffs
  5. Paul Granger Chatmaster 2-3 5 games
  6. Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 1-4 5 games
  7. David Dang Da Dangsters 1-1 2 games
  8. Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 1-1 2 games
Former owners (16)
  1. Shane Fitch Level 3 Inception 3-5 8 games
  2. Tim Barlos The Nukes 4-3 7 games
  3. Leland Brasher Gamecocks 2-3 5 games
  4. Steven McBurnie More Cowbell 1-4 5 games
  5. James Griffin Bernies Brewers 3-1 4 games
  6. Habanero's Habanero's 2-1 3 games
  7. Shaun Jones 420 All-Stars 2-1 3 games
  8. Tom Flanagan Brady's Bastards 1-2 3 games
  9. Brian Sevilla The Street 0-3 3 games
  10. Bryan Jones Bay Area Ballers 2-0 2 games
  11. Brent Powers Tackling Dummies 1-0 1 game
  12. Mark Fowler The Bandwagon 0-1 1 game
  13. Joe Harris Limp Ditkas 0-1 1 game
  14. Paul Tarsney Blitzkrieg 0-1 1 game
  15. Nathan Clark The Blunt Bros. 0-1 1 game
  16. Paul Post Way More Funner 0-1 1 game

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Michael Turner RB · 3 straight seasons, 2007–2009 · The Dark Side

  1. 2009 The Dark Side

    • QB Jay Cutler
    • RB LaDainian Tomlinson
    • RB Michael Turner 3rd yr
    • WR Andre Johnson
    • WR Braylon Edwards 3rd yr
    • WR Eddie Royal
    • WR Steve Breaston

  2. 2008 The Rookies Estimated

    • RB Michael Turner 2nd yr
    • RB Rudi Johnson
    • WR Anthony Gonzalez
    • WR Braylon Edwards 2nd yr
    • WR Roy Williams
    • WR Sidney Rice
    • TE Heath Miller

  3. 2007 The Rookies Estimated

    • QB Matt Leinart
    • RB Cedric Benson 2nd yr
    • RB Michael Turner
    • RB Shaun Alexander
    • WR Anquan Boldin 3rd yr
    • WR Braylon Edwards
    • WR Plaxico Burress 3rd yr

  4. 2006 The Rookies Estimated

    • QB Drew Bledsoe
    • QB Michael Vick 2nd yr
    • RB Cedric Benson
    • RB Fred Taylor
    • WR Anquan Boldin 2nd yr
    • WR Deion Branch
    • WR Plaxico Burress 2nd yr
Earlier seasons (1)

  1. 2005 The Rookies Estimated

    • QB Michael Vick?
    • RB Julius Jones
    • RB Michael Bennett
    • WR Anquan Boldin
    • WR Plaxico Burress
    • WR Roy Williams
    • PK Jason Elam

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Awards

🛡 1 division
AL Central

Seasons

Dave Jordan

2005–2009 · 5 seasons · 31-53

Year Identity Record Points Reg. Rank Result
2009 The Dark Side 5-13 1,675 #20 —
2008 The Rookies 12-6 1,816 #4 Playoffs 🛡 Central
2007 The Rookies 5-13 1,593 #20 —
2006 The Rookies 7-8 1,460 #17 —
2005 The Rookies 2-13 1,346 #24 —

Succession

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