East Division · since 2003
No Soup For You
Owner: Juan Lopez
Earlier names Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (Joel Shields), ATF (Joel Shields), Sharpest Blade (Tulsi Anderson), The Street (Brian Sevilla), Angry Irish (Rich), Vinegar Strokes (Kevin Lam), BronxBommr (Anwar Alghazali)
Banners
The Rafters
Other titles
Division titles
All-time record 195-188 .509 · regular season
Playoffs 11-16 8 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 24 2003–2026
Per game 117.6 48,236 points
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 6-5 · #10 of 24 In progress 1,078.80 pts
- 2025 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,041.16 pts
- 2024 12-5 · #2 of 24 Third place 2,377.53 pts
- 2023 8-9 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,152.16 pts
- 2022 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,070.79 pts
- 2021 11-6 · #7 of 24 Playoffs 2,137.53 pts
- 2020 11-6 · #5 of 24 Third place 2,227.75 pts
- 2019 13-4 · #3 of 24 Playoffs 2,155.67 pts
- 2018 2-15 · #23 of 24 as BronxBommr Missed 1,728.59 pts
- 2017 6-11 · #18 of 24 as BronxBommr Missed 1,774.70 pts
- 2016 5-12 · #22 of 24 as BronxBommr Missed 1,899.04 pts
- 2015 7-10 · #17 of 24 as Vinegar Strokes Missed 1,947.97 pts
- 2014 11-6 · #5 of 24 as Vinegar Strokes Playoffs 2,154.40 pts
- 2013 7-10 · #18 of 24 as Vinegar Strokes Missed 2,007.59 pts
- 2012 9-9 · #10 of 24 as Angry Irish Missed 2,150.09 pts
- 2011 7-11 · #21 of 24 as The Street Missed 1,835.57 pts
- 2010 13-5 · #4 of 24 as The Street Playoffs 2,064.78 pts
- 2009 11-7 · #7 of 24 as The Street Playoffs 1,825.72 pts
- 2008 9-9 · #11 of 24 as The Street Missed 1,800.64 pts
- 2007 14-4 · #2 of 24 as Sharpest Blade Playoffs 1,998.86 pts
- 2006 6-9 · #18 of 24 as ATF Missed 1,628.16 pts
- 2005 8-7 · #13 of 24 as ATF Missed 1,675.48 pts
- 2004 5-8 · #19 of 24 as ATF Missed 1,501.96 pts
- 2003 8-9 · #14 of 24 as Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Best season 14-4 2007 · Playoffs
Highest score 201.49 2012 week 9 vs The Show Biggest win +97.00 151.80–54.80 vs A Bruin Pegs Me, 2007 Keepers
Who they kept
Longest kept Alvin Kamara RB · 7 straight seasons, 2019–2025
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2026
- RB Breece Hall 2nd yr
- WR D.J. Moore
- WR Drake London 2nd yr
- WR Justin Jefferson 6th yr
- WR Luther Burden
- WR Rashee Rice 3rd yr
- TE Sam LaPorta 3rd yr
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2025
- QB Lamar Jackson 6th yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 7th yr
- RB Breece Hall
- WR Drake London
- WR Justin Jefferson 5th yr
- WR Rashee Rice 2nd yr
- TE Sam LaPorta 2nd yr
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2024
- QB Lamar Jackson 5th yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 6th yr
- WR Jaylen Waddle 3rd yr
- WR Justin Jefferson 4th yr
- WR Rashee Rice
- TE Evan Engram
- TE Sam LaPorta
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2023
- QB Justin Fields
- QB Lamar Jackson 4th yr
- RB Aaron Jones 4th yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 5th yr
- WR Chris Godwin 2nd yr
- WR Jaylen Waddle 2nd yr
- WR Justin Jefferson 3rd yr
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- QB Lamar Jackson 3rd yr
- RB Aaron Jones 3rd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 4th yr
- WR Chris Godwin
- WR Jaylen Waddle
- WR Justin Jefferson 2nd yr
- TE Dalton Schultz
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2021
- QB Lamar Jackson 2nd yr
- RB Aaron Jones 2nd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 3rd yr
- WR Allen Robinson 3rd yr
- WR Julio Jones
- WR Justin Jefferson
- TE Mike Gesicki
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2020
- QB Carson Wentz
- QB Lamar Jackson
- RB Aaron Jones
- RB Alvin Kamara 2nd yr
- RB Miles Sanders
- WR A.J. Green 5th yr
- WR Allen Robinson 2nd yr
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2019
- QB Andrew Luck
- RB Alvin Kamara
- RB Rashaad Penny
- WR A.J. Green 4th yr
- WR Allen Robinson
- WR Sammy Watkins
- Def Los Angeles Chargers
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2018
- QB Tom Brady 3rd yr
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- WR A.J. Green 3rd yr
- WR Larry Fitzgerald 2nd yr
- WR Mohamed Sanu 2nd yr
- TE Kelvin Benjamin
- TE Kyle Rudolph 2nd yr
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2017
- QB Andrew Luck 5th yr
- QB Tom Brady 2nd yr
- RB LeGarrette Blount 2nd yr
- WR A.J. Green 2nd yr
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Mohamed Sanu
- TE Kyle Rudolph
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2016
- QB Andrew Luck 4th yr
- QB Tom Brady
- RB Darren Sproles 2nd yr
- RB LeGarrette Blount
- WR A.J. Green
- WR John Brown
- WR Tavon Austin
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2015
- QB Andrew Luck 3rd yr
- RB Darren Sproles
- RB Giovani Bernard 2nd yr
- RB Marshawn Lynch 3rd yr
- WR Davante Adams
- WR DeAndre Hopkins
- WR T.Y. Hilton 2nd yr
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2014
- QB Andrew Luck 2nd yr
- RB Christine Michael
- RB Giovani Bernard
- RB Marshawn Lynch 2nd yr
- WR T.Y. Hilton
- WR Torrey Smith 3rd yr
- WR Victor Cruz 2nd yr
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2013
- QB Andrew Luck
- RB Ahmad Bradshaw
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- WR Torrey Smith 2nd yr
- WR Victor Cruz
- TE Martellus Bennett
- Def Denver Broncos
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2012
- QB Matthew Stafford
- RB Shonn Greene
- WR Brandon Marshall
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- WR Michael Crabtree
- WR Torrey Smith
- TE Jermaine Gresham
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2011
- QB Peyton Manning 4th yr
- RB LeSean McCoy 2nd yr
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- RB Rashard Mendenhall 2nd yr
- WR Chad Johnson 4th yr
- WR Johnny Knox
- TE Dallas Clark 4th yr
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2010
- QB Peyton Manning 3rd yr
- RB LeSean McCoy
- RB Rashard Mendenhall
- WR Chad Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Malcom Floyd
- WR Steve Smith 3rd yr
- TE Dallas Clark 3rd yr
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2009
- QB Peyton Manning 2nd yr
- RB Brian Westbrook 2nd yr
- RB Marshawn Lynch 2nd yr
- WR Chad Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Steve Smith 2nd yr
- WR Terrell Owens 2nd yr
- TE Dallas Clark 2nd yr
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2008 Estimated
- QB Peyton Manning
- RB Brian Westbrook
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- WR Chad Johnson
- WR Steve Smith
- WR Terrell Owens
- TE Dallas Clark
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2007 Estimated
- RB Larry Johnson
- RB Marion Barber
- RB Rudi Johnson
- WR D.J. Hackett
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Marques Colston
- WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
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2006 Estimated
- RB Brian Westbrook 2nd yr
- RB Carnell Williams
- RB Steven Jackson 2nd yr
- WR Deion Branch
- WR Hines Ward 2nd yr
- WR Randy Moss 2nd yr
- TE Chris Cooley
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2005 Estimated
- QB Jake Delhomme
- QB Jake Plummer
- RB Brian Westbrook
- RB Steven Jackson
- WR Hines Ward
- WR Keyshawn Johnson
- WR Randy Moss
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
32 picks sent and 31 picks received in 20 trades.
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Nov 2024with Thundering Herd
Sent
- TE Taysom Hill
- 2025 1st round? outcome not in the record
- 2025 3rd round Thundering Herd took Brian Robinson (RB) with it
Got
- RB Breece Hall
- 2025 5th round No Soup For You took Austin Ekeler (RB) with it
- 2025 6th round No Soup For You took Baltimore Ravens (Def) with it
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Nov 2024with Muck Juggling Micks
Sent
- RB Bucky Irving
- WR Quentin Johnston
- 2025 2nd round Muck Juggling Micks took Evan Engram (TE) with it
Got
- RB Tank Bigsby
- WR Drake London
- 2025 4th round No Soup For You took J.K. Dobbins (RB) with it
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Jul 2021with Thundering Herd
Sent
- RB Miles Sanders
- 2021 3rd round Thundering Herd took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it
Got
- WR Julio Jones
- TE Mike Gesicki
- 2021 7th round No Soup For You took Curtis Samuel (WR) with it
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Jul 2019with Be Gentle! It's my first time.
Sent
- QB Tom Brady
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Mohamed Sanu
- TE Kyle Rudolph
- 2019 1st round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Nick Chubb (RB) with it
- 2019 5th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took LeSean McCoy (RB) with it
- 2019 6th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took DK Metcalf (WR) with it
- 2019 7th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Will Dissly (TE) with it
- 2019 8th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Jaron Brown (WR) with it
- 2019 9th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
Got
- QB Andrew Luck
- RB Alvin Kamara
- RB Rashaad Penny
- WR Sammy Watkins
- 2019 2nd round No Soup For You took Miles Sanders (RB) with it
- 2019 5th round No Soup For You took Trey Burton (TE) with it
- 2019 6th round No Soup For You took Lamar Jackson (QB) with it
- 2019 7th round No Soup For You took Jordan Reed (TE) with it
- 2019 8th round No Soup For You took DeSean Jackson (WR) with it
- 2019 9th round No Soup For You took Jason Myers (PK) with it
Earlier trades (16)
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Jul 2019with Badd Boys
Sent
- 2019 9th round Badd Boys took Jake Elliott (PK) with it
Got
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Nov 2017with Badd Boys
Sent
- TE Jordan Matthews
- 2018 3rd round Badd Boys took Devin Funchess (TE) with it
Got
- QB Matthew Stafford
- 2019 9th round then traded once more; Badd Boys took Jake Elliott (PK) with it
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Jul 2012with The Mariachi Ninjas
Sent
- RB Fred Jackson
- WR Santana Moss
- TE Brandon Pettigrew
- 2012 4th round The Mariachi Ninjas took Malcom Floyd (WR) with it
- 2012 6th round The Mariachi Ninjas took Philadelphia Eagles (Def) with it
Got
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Jul 2012with Sparta FC
Sent
- WR Vincent Jackson
- 2012 3rd round Sparta FC took Brent Celek (TE) with it
- 2012 5th round Sparta FC took Greg Little (WR) with it
- 2012 7th round Sparta FC took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
Got
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Jul 2012with Sparta FC
Sent
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- RB LeSean McCoy
- 2012 9th round Sparta FC took Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB) with it
Got
- QB Matthew Stafford
- RB Toby Gerhart
- RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis
- RB Fred Jackson
- RB Stevan Ridley
- WR Brandon Marshall
- WR Santana Moss
- WR Nate Washington
- WR Damian Williams
- TE Brandon Pettigrew
- PK Jason Hanson
- Def Green Bay Packers
- 2012 1st round Angry Irish took Eric Decker (WR) with it
- 2012 4th round then traded once more; The Mariachi Ninjas took Malcom Floyd (WR) with it
- 2012 6th round then traded once more; The Mariachi Ninjas took Philadelphia Eagles (Def) with it
- 2012 8th round Angry Irish took Buffalo Bills (Def) with it
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Jul 2012with The Mariachi Ninjas
Sent
- QB Peyton Manning
- 2012 8th round The Mariachi Ninjas took Chicago Bears (Def) with it
Got
- QB Josh Freeman
- RB Shonn Greene
- RB Dexter McCluster
- WR Randall Cobb
- WR Malcom Floyd
- WR Jacoby Ford
- WR Vincent Jackson
- WR Emmanuel Sanders
- WR Jerome Simpson
- WR Torrey Smith
- TE Jared Cook
- TE Anthony Fasano
- PK Mason Crosby
- Def Denver Broncos
- 2012 3rd round then traded once more; Sparta FC took Brent Celek (TE) with it
- 2012 5th round then traded once more; Sparta FC took Greg Little (WR) with it
- 2012 7th round then traded once more; Sparta FC took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
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Jun 2008with Carolina Blues
Sent
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Thomas Jones
- 2008 4th round Carolina Blues took Vince Young (QB) with it
- 2008 6th round Carolina Blues took Nate Kaeding (PK) with it
Got
- RB Correll Buckhalter
- RB Brian Westbrook
- 2008 8th round The Street took Lorenzo Booker (RB) with it
- 2008 8th round The Street took Maurice Morris (RB) with it
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Jun 2008with The Boondock Saints
Sent
- 2008 9th round The Boondock Saints took Jerome Simpson (WR) with it
Got
- 2008 4th round then traded once more; Carolina Blues took Vince Young (QB) with it
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Jun 2008with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- RB Larry Johnson
- 2008 5th round Blitzkrieg took Ahmad Bradshaw (RB) with it
- 2008 7th round Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
Got
- RB Thomas Jones
- TE Dallas Clark
- 2008 2nd round The Street took Minnesota Vikings (Def) with it
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Jun 2008with The Boondock Saints
Sent
- QB Derek Anderson
- RB Marion Barber
- RB Rudi Johnson
- WR Marques Colston
- 2008 1st round The Boondock Saints took Chris Johnson (RB) with it
Got
- RB Willis McGahee
- 2008 6th round then traded once more; Carolina Blues took Nate Kaeding (PK) with it
- 2008 8th round The Street took Leon Washington (RB) with it
- 2008 9th round The Street took Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Def) with it
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Jun 2008with Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners
Sent
- QB Ben Roethlisberger
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
- WR Wes Welker
- 2008 3rd round Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners took Justin Fargas (RB) with it
Got
- QB Peyton Manning
- RB Ronnie Brown
- RB Julius Jones
- WR Anthony Gonzalez
- WR Marvin Harrison
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
Got
- WR Ronald Curry
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- QB Jay Cutler
- QB David Garrard
- RB Kevan Barlow
- RB Domanick Williams
- WR Patrick Crayton
- WR Michael Jenkins
- WR Travis Taylor
- Def Carolina Panthers
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
Got
- QB Ben Roethlisberger
- RB Reuben Droughns
- RB Chester Taylor
- WR Jerricho Cotchery
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
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May 2007with Thundering Herd
Sent
- RB Steven Jackson
- RB Carnell Williams
- WR Hines Ward
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
- 2007 6th round? path not in the record
Got
- RB Marion Barber
- RB Larry Johnson
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR D.J. Hackett
- 2007 2nd round Sharpest Blade took Wes Welker (WR) with it
- 2007 5th round Sharpest Blade took Desmond Clark (TE) with it
- 2007 6th round Sharpest Blade took Mike Furrey (WR) with it
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May 2007with Carolina Blues
Sent
- QB Jon Kitna
- WR Randy Moss
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
Got
- WR Marques Colston
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
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May 2007with NOSX
Sent
- RB Brian Westbrook
- WR Deion Branch
- TE Chris Cooley
- PK Shayne Graham
- 2007 1st round NOSX took Marshawn Lynch (RB) with it
Got
- RB Rudi Johnson
- WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Juan Lopez 2019–now · 8 seasons 75-55
- Anwar Alghazali 2016–2018 · 3 seasons 13-38
- Kevin Lam 2013–2015 · 3 seasons 25-26
- Rich 2012 · 1 season 9-9
- Brian Sevilla 2008–2011 · 4 seasons 40-32
- Tulsi Anderson 2007 · 1 season 14-4
- Joel Shields 2003–2006 · 4 seasons 27-33
Head to head
Against the league
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Titsburgh Feelers 19-19 38 games 1 in playoffs -
The Mariachi Ninjas 19-16 35 games -
The Show 16-19 35 games 1 in playoffs -
Balls Deep 14-21 35 games 2 in playoffs -
Muck Juggling Micks 13-22 35 games 3 in playoffs -
Chatmaster 14-20 34 games 2 in playoffs -
Badd Boys 17-16 33 games 1 in playoffs -
A Bruin Pegs Me 18-10 28 games -
Jewpacabra 16-12 28 games 2 in playoffs -
Swiftie 4 Life 15-13 28 games 3 in playoffs -
The Boondock Saints 15-12 27 games 3 in playoffs -
Smokane FC 5-5 10 games 4 in playoffs -
Da Dangsters 5-4 9 games 1 in playoffs -
Drunk Indians 4-2 6 games 1 in playoffs -
Get off my Ditka 3-2 5 games -
Suh girls, one cup 4-0 4 games -
Team Minty Fresh 2-2 4 games 1 in playoffs -
Avenging Amish 2-2 4 games -
Midwestside Connection 3-0 3 games 1 in playoffs -
Vitside Mafia 2-1 3 games -
Fullybaked 0-3 3 games 1 in playoffs -
Computer Jocks 0-2 2 games -
Dicks out for Harambe 0-1 1 games
Trade Ledger (6)
2024 (2)
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Thundering Herd Nov 13, 2024 Sent- Hill, Taysom (QB)
- 2025 R1 pick (via No Soup For You)
- 2025 R3 pick (via No Soup For You)
Received- Hall, Breece (RB)
- 2025 R5 pick (via Thundering Herd)
- 2025 R6 pick (via Thundering Herd)
- Micks Nov 13, 2024 Sent
- Irving, Bucky (RB)
- Johnston, Quentin (WR)
- 2025 R2 pick (via No Soup For You)
Received- Bigsby, Tank (RB)
- London, Drake (WR)
- 2025 R4 pick (via Micks)
2021 (1)
- Thundering Herd Jul 15, 2021 Sent
- Sanders, Miles (RB)
- Draft pick R3.11
Received- Jones, Julio (WR)
- Gesicki, Mike (TE)
- Draft pick R7.8
2020 (1)
- Boondock Saints Jul 14, 2020 Sent
- Brown, A.J. (WR)
Received- Jones, Aaron (RB)
2019 (2)
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Be Gentle! It's my first time. Jul 26, 2019 Sent- Brady, Tom (QB)
- Fitzgerald, Larry (WR)
- Sanu, Mohamed (WR)
- Rudolph, Kyle (TE)
- Draft pick R1.2
- Draft pick R5.2
- Draft pick R6.2
- Draft pick R7.2
- Draft pick R8.2
- Draft pick R9.2
Received- Luck, Andrew (QB)
- Kamara, Alvin (RB)
- Penny, Rashaad (RB)
- Watkins, Sammy (WR)
- Draft pick R2.7
- Draft pick R5.7
- Draft pick R6.7
- Draft pick R7.7
- Draft pick R8.7
- Draft pick R9.7
- Badd Boys Jul 26, 2019 Sent
- Draft pick R9.8
Received- —
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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