South Division · since 2003
Computer Jocks
Owner: Jomar Marinio
Earlier names Bernies Brewers (James Griffin), 420 All-Stars (Shaun Jones), booyakasha (Dan Winman)
2× champion
Banners
The Rafters
Championships
Conference titles
Division titles
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 4-7 · #19 of 24 In progress 978.46 pts
- 2025 10-7 · #6 of 24 Playoffs 2,083.54 pts
- 2024 10-7 · #7 of 24 Runner-up 2,061.28 pts
- 2023 8-9 · #14 of 24 Missed 1,887.92 pts
- 2022 14-3 · #1 of 24 Playoffs 2,162.70 pts
- 2021 9-8 · #11 of 24 Missed 1,994.62 pts
- 2020 11-6 · #6 of 24 Runner-up 2,222.77 pts
- 2019 9-8 · #9 of 24 Champion 2,256.81 pts
- 2018 13-4 · #1 of 24 Runner-up 2,381.30 pts
- 2017 10-7 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,018.29 pts
- 2016 14-3 · #2 of 24 Third place 2,338.57 pts
- 2015 11-6 · #5 of 24 Champion 2,353.47 pts
- 2014 13-4 · #2 of 24 as booyakasha Runner-up 1,994.22 pts
- 2013 9-8 · #10 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,272.27 pts
- 2012 9-9 · #11 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,016.20 pts
- 2011 9-9 · #12 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,034.72 pts
- 2010 6-12 · #22 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 1,700.87 pts
- 2009 10-8 · #11 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Missed 1,808.14 pts
- 2008 9-9 · #14 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Missed 1,638.20 pts
- 2007 12-6 · #7 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Playoffs 1,867.72 pts
- 2006 6-9 · #19 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,628.02 pts
- 2005 3-12 · #22 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,466.96 pts
- 2004 3-10 · #22 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,492.12 pts
- 2003 4-10 · #21 of 24 as Bernies Brewers In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Keepers
Who they kept
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2026
- QB Patrick Mahomes 8th yr
- RB De'Von Achane 3rd yr
- RB Rico Dowdle
- RB TreVeyon Henderson
- WR Jameson Williams 4th yr
- WR Michael Pittman
- TE Brock Bowers 2nd yr
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2025
- QB Patrick Mahomes 7th yr
- RB De'Von Achane 2nd yr
- RB J.K. Dobbins
- RB Najee Harris
- WR Brandon Aiyuk 5th yr
- WR Jameson Williams 3rd yr
- TE Brock Bowers
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2024
- QB Patrick Mahomes 6th yr
- RB De'Von Achane
- RB Rhamondre Stevenson 2nd yr
- WR Brandon Aiyuk 4th yr
- WR Christian Watson
- WR Jameson Williams 2nd yr
- WR Marquise Brown
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2023
- QB Patrick Mahomes 5th yr
- RB Aaron Jones 5th yr
- RB Nick Chubb 5th yr
- RB Rhamondre Stevenson
- WR Brandon Aiyuk 3rd yr
- WR Jameson Williams
- WR Terry McLaurin
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- QB Patrick Mahomes 4th yr
- RB Aaron Jones 4th yr
- RB Nick Chubb 4th yr
- WR Brandon Aiyuk 2nd yr
- WR Courtland Sutton
- WR Kadarius Toney
- TE Dalton Schultz
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2021
- QB Patrick Mahomes 3rd yr
- RB Aaron Jones 3rd yr
- RB James Robinson
- RB Nick Chubb 3rd yr
- WR Brandon Aiyuk
- WR Curtis Samuel
- WR Julio Jones 7th yr
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2020
- QB Patrick Mahomes 2nd yr
- RB Aaron Jones 2nd yr
- RB Leonard Fournette 3rd yr
- RB Nick Chubb 2nd yr
- RB Todd Gurley 5th yr
- WR Julio Jones 6th yr
- WR Marquise Brown
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2019
- QB Patrick Mahomes
- RB Aaron Jones
- RB Leonard Fournette 2nd yr
- RB Nick Chubb
- RB Sony Michel
- RB Todd Gurley 4th yr
- WR Julio Jones 5th yr
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2018
- RB Jay Ajayi
- RB Leonard Fournette
- RB Todd Gurley 3rd yr
- WR Corey Davis
- WR Josh Gordon
- WR Julio Jones 4th yr
- WR Sammy Watkins 2nd yr
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2017
- QB Drew Brees 5th yr
- RB David Johnson 2nd yr
- RB Todd Gurley 2nd yr
- WR Julio Jones 3rd yr
- WR Sammy Watkins
- WR Terrelle Pryor
- TE Jordan Reed 2nd yr
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2016
- QB Drew Brees 4th yr
- RB David Johnson
- RB Todd Gurley
- WR DeVante Parker
- WR Julio Jones 2nd yr
- WR Kevin White
- TE Jordan Reed
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2015
- QB Drew Brees 3rd yr
- RB Arian Foster 3rd yr
- RB C.J. Spiller
- RB Jamaal Charles 6th yr
- RB Justin Forsett
- WR Andre Johnson
- WR Julio Jones
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2014
- QB Drew Brees 2nd yr
- RB Arian Foster 2nd yr
- RB Jamaal Charles 5th yr
- WR Kendall Wright
- WR Roddy White 2nd yr
- TE Jordan Cameron
- TE Martellus Bennett
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2013
- QB Drew Brees
- RB Arian Foster
- RB Jamaal Charles 4th yr
- WR Marques Colston 3rd yr
- WR Roddy White
- TE Brandon Pettigrew 2nd yr
- TE Coby Fleener
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2012
- QB Tony Romo 2nd yr
- RB Fred Jackson 2nd yr
- RB Jamaal Charles 3rd yr
- RB Michael Turner
- WR A.J. Green
- WR Marques Colston 2nd yr
- TE Brandon Pettigrew
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2011
- QB Tony Romo
- RB C.J. Spiller
- RB Fred Jackson
- RB Jamaal Charles 2nd yr
- RB Rashard Mendenhall
- WR Marques Colston
- WR Wes Welker 4th yr
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2010
- QB Matt Schaub
- RB Darren Sproles 2nd yr
- RB Jamaal Charles
- RB Ronnie Brown 3rd yr
- WR Wes Welker 3rd yr
- TE Kellen Winslow 4th yr
- Def New York Jets
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2009
- RB Brian Westbrook 3rd yr
- RB Darren Sproles
- RB Larry Johnson 3rd yr
- RB Ronnie Brown 2nd yr
- WR Devin Hester
- WR Wes Welker 2nd yr
- TE Kellen Winslow 3rd yr
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2008 Estimated
- RB Brian Westbrook 2nd yr
- RB Chester Taylor
- RB Edgerrin James
- RB Larry Johnson 2nd yr
- RB Ronnie Brown
- WR Wes Welker
- TE Kellen Winslow 2nd yr
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2007 Estimated
- QB Drew Brees?
- QB Matt Hasselbeck? 3rd yr
- RB Brian Westbrook
- RB Larry Johnson
- RB Rudi Johnson
- WR Donte' Stallworth
- TE Kellen Winslow
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2006 Estimated
- QB Matt Hasselbeck 2nd yr
- RB Carnell Williams
- RB Jamal Lewis 2nd yr
- RB Mike Anderson?
- WR Terry Glenn
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers 2nd yr
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2005 Estimated
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- RB Curtis Martin
- RB Jamal Lewis
- WR Ashley Lelie
- WR Keary Colbert
- WR Ronald Curry?
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
49 picks sent and 52 picks received in 22 trades.
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Aug 2017with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- RB David Johnson
- 2017 3rd round Vitside Mafia took Evan Engram (TE) with it
Got
- RB Jay Ajayi
- 2017 1st round Computer Jocks took Leonard Fournette (RB) with it
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Nov 2016with Da Dangsters
Sent
- 2017 1st round? outcome not in the record
Got
- WR Sammy Watkins
- 2017 9th round Computer Jocks took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
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Sep 2015with Vitside Mafia
Sent
Got
- 2015 9th round Computer Jocks took Kansas City Chiefs (Def) with it
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Sep 2015with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- RB Arian Foster
- 2015 4th round Vitside Mafia took Roddy White (WR) with it
- 2015 5th round Vitside Mafia took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it
Got
- 2015 1st round Computer Jocks took Melvin Gordon (RB) with it
- 2015 3rd round Computer Jocks took Sam Bradford (QB) with it
Earlier trades (18)
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Jul 2015with Avenging Amish
Sent
- TE Kelvin Benjamin
- TE Martellus Bennett
- 2015 1st round Avenging Amish took Doug Martin (RB) with it
- 2015 2nd round Avenging Amish took Darren McFadden (RB) with it
- 2015 3rd round Avenging Amish took Larry Fitzgerald (WR) with it
- 2015 4th round Avenging Amish took Duke Johnson (RB) with it
- 2015 5th round Avenging Amish took Coby Fleener (TE) with it
- 2015 6th round Avenging Amish took Breshad Perriman (WR) with it
- 2015 7th round Avenging Amish took Denver Broncos (Def) with it
- 2015 8th round Avenging Amish took Ladarius Green (TE) with it
- 2015 9th round Avenging Amish took Marques Colston (WR) with it
Got
- RB Justin Forsett
- RB C.J. Spiller
- WR Andre Johnson
- WR Julio Jones
- 2015 1st round Computer Jocks took Todd Gurley (RB) with it
- 2015 2nd round Computer Jocks took Charles Johnson (WR) with it
- 2015 3rd round Computer Jocks took John Brown (WR) with it
- 2015 4th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Roddy White (WR) with it
- 2015 5th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it
- 2015 6th round Computer Jocks took Jordan Reed (TE) with it
- 2015 7th round Computer Jocks took Phillip Dorsett (WR) with it
- 2015 8th round Computer Jocks took Zach Zenner (RB) with it
- 2015 9th round Computer Jocks took Brandon McManus (PK) with it
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Aug 2011with Touchdown My Pants
Sent
- WR Wes Welker
- 2012 2nd round Touchdown My Pants took Jared Cook (TE) with it
Got
- RB Michael Turner
- 2012 8th round booyakasha took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
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Aug 2011with Whitman's Wonders
Sent
- RB Rashard Mendenhall
- 2011 7th round Whitman's Wonders took Kevin Boss (TE) with it
- 2011 8th round Whitman's Wonders took Willis McGahee (RB) with it
- 2011 9th round Whitman's Wonders took Tennessee Titans (Def) with it
Got
- RB Danny Woodhead
- 2011 1st round booyakasha took Daniel Thomas (RB) with it
- 2011 2nd round booyakasha took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
- 2011 3rd round booyakasha took Roy Williams (WR) with it
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Jul 2011with Drunk Indians
Sent
- 2011 1st round? path not in the record
- 2011 3rd round Drunk Indians took BenJarvus Green-Ellis (RB) with it
- 2011 6th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Andre Roberts (WR) with it
Got
- RB Rashard Mendenhall
- WR Marques Colston
- 2011 2nd round booyakasha took Brandon Pettigrew (TE) with it
- 2011 4th round booyakasha took Greg Little (WR) with it
- 2011 9th round booyakasha took David Akers (PK) with it
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Oct 2010with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- 2011 2nd round Level 3 Inception took Braylon Edwards (WR) with it
Got
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- 2011 7th round booyakasha took Plaxico Burress (WR) with it
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Oct 2010with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- TE Kellen Winslow
- 2011 5th round Level 3 Inception took Ben Tate (RB) with it
Got
- RB Fred Jackson
- 2011 1st round? outcome not in the record
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May 2008with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- Def Seattle Seahawks
- 2008 2nd round Marriedwithchildren took Minnesota Vikings (Def) with it
- 2008 3rd round Marriedwithchildren took Ray Rice (RB) with it
Got
- WR Wes Welker
- 2008 7th round? path not in the record
- 2008 8th round? path not in the record
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Apr 2008with Drunk Indians
Sent
- WR Brandon Marshall
- 2008 1st round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Jeremy Shockey (TE) with it
Got
- RB Ronnie Brown
- 2008 2nd round 420 All-Stars took Brett Favre (QB) with it
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Aug 2007with Chatmaster
Sent
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- RB Jamal Lewis
- WR Deion Branch
- Def Chicago Bears
Got
- RB Brian Westbrook
- 2007 3rd round 420 All-Stars took Jay Cutler (QB) with it
- 2007 5th round 420 All-Stars took Brandon Marshall (WR) with it
- 2007 6th round 420 All-Stars took Anthony Gonzalez (WR) with it
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Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- 2009 8th round Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
- 2009 9th round Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it
Got
- 2007 8th round 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
- 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it
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Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 2nd round Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
- 2007 3rd round Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
Got
- RB Rudi Johnson
- 2009 8th round then traded once more; Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
- 2009 9th round then traded once more; Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it
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Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- TE Jason Witten
- 2007 1st round? path not in the record
Got
- TE Kellen Winslow
- 2007 2nd round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
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Jun 2007with Smokane FC
Sent
- WR Hines Ward
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
Got
- WR Mike Furrey
- 2007 3rd round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
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Jun 2007with Drunk Indians
Sent
- RB Thomas Jones
- RB Carnell Williams
- 2007 5th round Drunk Indians took Jacksonville Jaguars (Def) with it
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
- 2007 8th round Drunk Indians took Adrian Peterson (XX) with it
- 2007 8th round? path not in the record
Got
- WR Deion Branch
- TE Jason Witten
- 2007 1st round? path not in the record
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 7th round? path not in the record
- 2007 8th round? path not in the record
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Jun 2007with Smokane FC
Sent
- RB DeAngelo Williams
- WR Marques Colston
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- 2007 3rd round Smokane FC took Vernand Morency (RB) with it
- 2007 3rd round then traded 2 more times; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
- 2007 4th round Smokane FC took Denver Broncos (Def) with it
- 2007 4th round Smokane FC took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
Got
- RB Larry Johnson
- RB Thomas Jones
- WR Hines Ward
- 2007 5th round? path not in the record
- 2007 7th round? path not in the record
- 2007 8th round? path not in the record
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
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May 2007with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- WR Chris Chambers
- 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
Got
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- 2007 3rd round then traded 3 more times; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
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May 2007with The Rookies
Sent
- RB Julius Jones
- 2007 2nd round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took D.J. Hackett (WR) with it
Got
- QB Michael Vick
- 2007 7th round 420 All-Stars took Carolina Panthers (Def) with it
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May 2007with Blitzkrieg
Sent
- QB Drew Brees
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- WR Terry Glenn
- WR Brandon Marshall
- TE Dallas Clark
- TE Ben Utecht
- PK Jay Feely
- PK Adam Vinatieri
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
- 2007 1st round Blitzkrieg took Brandon Jackson (RB) with it
- 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
- 2007 5th round Blitzkrieg took Wes Welker (WR) with it
- 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Anthony Thomas (RB) with it
- 2007 7th round Blitzkrieg took Jason Hanson (PK) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
- 2007 9th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it
Got
- QB Rex Grossman
- RB Justin Fargas
- RB Julius Jones
- RB Mack Strong
- WR Chris Chambers
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- WR Michael Jenkins
- PK Jeff Wilkins
- Def Chicago Bears
- 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Drunk Indians took D.J. Hackett (WR) with it
- 2007 4th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
- 2007 5th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Jacksonville Jaguars (Def) with it
- 2007 6th round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
- 2007 7th round 420 All-Stars took Michael Bennett (RB) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Adrian Peterson (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Martin Gramatica (PK) with it
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Jomar Marinio 2015–now · 12 seasons 123-75 2× champ
- Dan Winman 2010–2014 · 5 seasons 46-42
- Shaun Jones 2007–2009 · 3 seasons 31-23
- James Griffin 2003–2006 · 4 seasons 16-41
Head to head
Against the league
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Midwestside Connection 22-17 39 games 2 in playoffs -
Avenging Amish 22-17 39 games 2 in playoffs -
Vitside Mafia 24-14 38 games 1 in playoffs -
Team Minty Fresh 23-14 37 games 2 in playoffs -
Dicks out for Harambe 22-12 34 games 1 in playoffs -
Smokane FC 15-19 34 games 4 in playoffs -
Get off my Ditka 19-13 32 games 2 in playoffs -
Fullybaked 17-14 31 games 3 in playoffs -
Drunk Indians 14-15 29 games 1 in playoffs -
Da Dangsters 15-11 26 games 2 in playoffs -
Suh girls, one cup 12-10 22 games 1 in playoffs -
Jewpacabra 6-7 13 games 1 in playoffs -
The Boondock Saints 3-3 6 games 1 in playoffs -
Chatmaster 2-4 6 games 1 in playoffs -
Badd Boys 3-2 5 games 1 in playoffs -
Muck Juggling Micks 3-1 4 games 2 in playoffs -
Balls Deep 2-2 4 games 2 in playoffs -
Titsburgh Feelers 3-0 3 games -
A Bruin Pegs Me 2-1 3 games 2 in playoffs -
The Show 1-2 3 games -
The Mariachi Ninjas 0-3 3 games -
No Soup For You 2-0 2 games -
Swiftie 4 Life 1-0 1 games
Trade Ledger (5)
2017 (1)
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Vitside Mafia Aug 20, 2017 Sent- Johnson, David (RB)
- Draft pick R3.11
Received- Ajayi, Jay (RB)
- Draft pick R1.2
2016 (1)
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Da Dangsters Nov 10, 2016 Sent- 2017 R1 pick (via CPU Jocks)
Received- Watkins, Sammy (WR)
- 2017 R9 pick (via Da Dangsters)
2015 (3)
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Vitside Mafia Sep 5, 2015 Sent- —
Received- Draft pick R9.4
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Vitside Mafia Sep 5, 2015 Sent- Foster, Arian (RB)
- Draft pick R4.3
- Draft pick R5.3
Received- Draft pick R1.4
- Draft pick R3.4
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Avenging Amish Jul 29, 2015 Sent- Benjamin, Kelvin (WR)
- Bennett, Martellus (TE)
- Draft pick R1.12
- Draft pick R2.12
- Draft pick R3.12
- Draft pick R4.12
- Draft pick R5.12
- Draft pick R6.12
- Draft pick R7.12
- Draft pick R8.12
- Draft pick R9.12
Received- Forsett, Justin (RB)
- Spiller, C.J. (RB)
- Johnson, Andre (WR)
- Jones, Julio (WR)
- Draft pick R1.3
- Draft pick R2.3
- Draft pick R3.3
- Draft pick R4.3
- Draft pick R5.3
- Draft pick R6.3
- Draft pick R7.3
- Draft pick R8.3
- Draft pick R9.3
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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