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South Division · since 2003

Computer Jocks

Owner: Jomar Marinio

Earlier names Bernies Brewers (James Griffin), 420 All-Stars (Shaun Jones), booyakasha (Dan Winman)

2× champion

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Computer Jocks

Premier League American League South aka Jocks, CPU Jocks
The Rafters 11 trophies 4th of 24 3/6

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Championships

  1. 2019 Computer Jocks AFL Champion
  2. 2015 Computer Jocks AFL Champion

Conference titles

  1. 2024 Computer Jocks AL Champion
  2. 2020 Computer Jocks AL Champion
  3. 2019 Computer Jocks AL Champion
  4. 2018 Computer Jocks AL Champion
  5. 2015 Computer Jocks AL Champion
  6. 2014 booyakasha Dan Winman

Division titles

  1. 2022 Computer Jocks South
  2. 2019 Computer Jocks South
  3. 2018 Computer Jocks South
  4. 2016 Computer Jocks South
  5. 2014 booyakasha Dan Winman
  6. 2007 420 All-Stars Shaun Jones
All-time record 212-171 .554 · regular season
Playoffs 21-10 10 trips
Titles 2 6 title games
Seasons 24 2003–2026
Per game 118.2 48,950 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (24)
  1. 2026 4-7 · #19 of 24 In progress 978.46 pts
  2. 2025 10-7 · #6 of 24 Playoffs 2,083.54 pts
  3. 2024 10-7 · #7 of 24 Runner-up 2,061.28 pts
  4. 2023 8-9 · #14 of 24 Missed 1,887.92 pts
  5. 2022 14-3 · #1 of 24 Playoffs 2,162.70 pts
  6. 2021 9-8 · #11 of 24 Missed 1,994.62 pts
  7. 2020 11-6 · #6 of 24 Runner-up 2,222.77 pts
  8. 2019 9-8 · #9 of 24 Champion 2,256.81 pts
  9. 2018 13-4 · #1 of 24 Runner-up 2,381.30 pts
  10. 2017 10-7 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,018.29 pts
  11. 2016 14-3 · #2 of 24 Third place 2,338.57 pts
  12. 2015 11-6 · #5 of 24 Champion 2,353.47 pts
  13. 2014 13-4 · #2 of 24 as booyakasha Runner-up 1,994.22 pts
  14. 2013 9-8 · #10 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,272.27 pts
  15. 2012 9-9 · #11 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,016.20 pts
  16. 2011 9-9 · #12 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 2,034.72 pts
  17. 2010 6-12 · #22 of 24 as booyakasha Missed 1,700.87 pts
  18. 2009 10-8 · #11 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Missed 1,808.14 pts
  19. 2008 9-9 · #14 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Missed 1,638.20 pts
  20. 2007 12-6 · #7 of 24 as 420 All-Stars Playoffs 1,867.72 pts
  21. 2006 6-9 · #19 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,628.02 pts
  22. 2005 3-12 · #22 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,466.96 pts
  23. 2004 3-10 · #22 of 24 as Bernies Brewers Missed 1,492.12 pts
  24. 2003 4-10 · #21 of 24 as Bernies Brewers In progress 0.00 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Patrick Mahomes QB · 8 straight seasons, 2019–2026
  1. 2026

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 8th yr
    • RB De'Von Achane 3rd yr
    • RB Rico Dowdle
    • RB TreVeyon Henderson
    • WR Jameson Williams 4th yr
    • WR Michael Pittman
    • TE Brock Bowers 2nd yr
  2. 2025

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 7th yr
    • RB De'Von Achane 2nd yr
    • RB J.K. Dobbins
    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Brandon Aiyuk 5th yr
    • WR Jameson Williams 3rd yr
    • TE Brock Bowers
  3. 2024

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 6th yr
    • RB De'Von Achane
    • RB Rhamondre Stevenson 2nd yr
    • WR Brandon Aiyuk 4th yr
    • WR Christian Watson
    • WR Jameson Williams 2nd yr
    • WR Marquise Brown
  4. 2023

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 5th yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 5th yr
    • RB Nick Chubb 5th yr
    • RB Rhamondre Stevenson
    • WR Brandon Aiyuk 3rd yr
    • WR Jameson Williams
    • WR Terry McLaurin
Earlier seasons (18)
  1. 2022

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 4th yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 4th yr
    • RB Nick Chubb 4th yr
    • WR Brandon Aiyuk 2nd yr
    • WR Courtland Sutton
    • WR Kadarius Toney
    • TE Dalton Schultz
  2. 2021

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 3rd yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 3rd yr
    • RB James Robinson
    • RB Nick Chubb 3rd yr
    • WR Brandon Aiyuk
    • WR Curtis Samuel
    • WR Julio Jones 7th yr
  3. 2020

    • QB Patrick Mahomes 2nd yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 2nd yr
    • RB Leonard Fournette 3rd yr
    • RB Nick Chubb 2nd yr
    • RB Todd Gurley 5th yr
    • WR Julio Jones 6th yr
    • WR Marquise Brown
  4. 2019

    • QB Patrick Mahomes
    • RB Aaron Jones
    • RB Leonard Fournette 2nd yr
    • RB Nick Chubb
    • RB Sony Michel
    • RB Todd Gurley 4th yr
    • WR Julio Jones 5th yr
  5. 2018

    • RB Jay Ajayi
    • RB Leonard Fournette
    • RB Todd Gurley 3rd yr
    • WR Corey Davis
    • WR Josh Gordon
    • WR Julio Jones 4th yr
    • WR Sammy Watkins 2nd yr
  6. 2017

    • QB Drew Brees 5th yr
    • RB David Johnson 2nd yr
    • RB Todd Gurley 2nd yr
    • WR Julio Jones 3rd yr
    • WR Sammy Watkins
    • WR Terrelle Pryor
    • TE Jordan Reed 2nd yr
  7. 2016

    • QB Drew Brees 4th yr
    • RB David Johnson
    • RB Todd Gurley
    • WR DeVante Parker
    • WR Julio Jones 2nd yr
    • WR Kevin White
    • TE Jordan Reed
  8. 2015

    • QB Drew Brees 3rd yr
    • RB Arian Foster 3rd yr
    • RB C.J. Spiller
    • RB Jamaal Charles 6th yr
    • RB Justin Forsett
    • WR Andre Johnson
    • WR Julio Jones
  9. 2014

    • QB Drew Brees 2nd yr
    • RB Arian Foster 2nd yr
    • RB Jamaal Charles 5th yr
    • WR Kendall Wright
    • WR Roddy White 2nd yr
    • TE Jordan Cameron
    • TE Martellus Bennett
  10. 2013

    • QB Drew Brees
    • RB Arian Foster
    • RB Jamaal Charles 4th yr
    • WR Marques Colston 3rd yr
    • WR Roddy White
    • TE Brandon Pettigrew 2nd yr
    • TE Coby Fleener
  11. 2012

    • QB Tony Romo 2nd yr
    • RB Fred Jackson 2nd yr
    • RB Jamaal Charles 3rd yr
    • RB Michael Turner
    • WR A.J. Green
    • WR Marques Colston 2nd yr
    • TE Brandon Pettigrew
  12. 2011

    • QB Tony Romo
    • RB C.J. Spiller
    • RB Fred Jackson
    • RB Jamaal Charles 2nd yr
    • RB Rashard Mendenhall
    • WR Marques Colston
    • WR Wes Welker 4th yr
  13. 2010

    • QB Matt Schaub
    • RB Darren Sproles 2nd yr
    • RB Jamaal Charles
    • RB Ronnie Brown 3rd yr
    • WR Wes Welker 3rd yr
    • TE Kellen Winslow 4th yr
    • Def New York Jets
  14. 2009

    • RB Brian Westbrook 3rd yr
    • RB Darren Sproles
    • RB Larry Johnson 3rd yr
    • RB Ronnie Brown 2nd yr
    • WR Devin Hester
    • WR Wes Welker 2nd yr
    • TE Kellen Winslow 3rd yr
  15. 2008 Estimated

    • RB Brian Westbrook 2nd yr
    • RB Chester Taylor
    • RB Edgerrin James
    • RB Larry Johnson 2nd yr
    • RB Ronnie Brown
    • WR Wes Welker
    • TE Kellen Winslow 2nd yr
  16. 2007 Estimated

    • QB Drew Brees?
    • QB Matt Hasselbeck? 3rd yr
    • RB Brian Westbrook
    • RB Larry Johnson
    • RB Rudi Johnson
    • WR Donte' Stallworth
    • TE Kellen Winslow
  17. 2006 Estimated

    • QB Matt Hasselbeck 2nd yr
    • RB Carnell Williams
    • RB Jamal Lewis 2nd yr
    • RB Mike Anderson?
    • WR Terry Glenn
    • PK Adam Vinatieri
    • Def Pittsburgh Steelers 2nd yr
  18. 2005 Estimated

    • QB Matt Hasselbeck
    • RB Curtis Martin
    • RB Jamal Lewis
    • WR Ashley Lelie
    • WR Keary Colbert
    • WR Ronald Curry?
    • Def Pittsburgh Steelers

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

49 picks sent and 52 picks received in 22 trades.

  1. Aug 2017with Vitside Mafia

    Sent

    • RB David Johnson
    • 2017 3rd round Vitside Mafia took Evan Engram (TE) with it

    Got

    • RB Jay Ajayi
    • 2017 1st round Computer Jocks took Leonard Fournette (RB) with it
  2. Nov 2016with Da Dangsters

    Sent

    • 2017 1st round? outcome not in the record

    Got

    • WR Sammy Watkins
    • 2017 9th round Computer Jocks took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
  3. Sep 2015with Vitside Mafia

    Sent

    Got

    • 2015 9th round Computer Jocks took Kansas City Chiefs (Def) with it
  4. Sep 2015with Vitside Mafia

    Sent

    • RB Arian Foster
    • 2015 4th round Vitside Mafia took Roddy White (WR) with it
    • 2015 5th round Vitside Mafia took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it

    Got

    • 2015 1st round Computer Jocks took Melvin Gordon (RB) with it
    • 2015 3rd round Computer Jocks took Sam Bradford (QB) with it
Earlier trades (18)
  1. Jul 2015with Avenging Amish

    Sent

    • TE Kelvin Benjamin
    • TE Martellus Bennett
    • 2015 1st round Avenging Amish took Doug Martin (RB) with it
    • 2015 2nd round Avenging Amish took Darren McFadden (RB) with it
    • 2015 3rd round Avenging Amish took Larry Fitzgerald (WR) with it
    • 2015 4th round Avenging Amish took Duke Johnson (RB) with it
    • 2015 5th round Avenging Amish took Coby Fleener (TE) with it
    • 2015 6th round Avenging Amish took Breshad Perriman (WR) with it
    • 2015 7th round Avenging Amish took Denver Broncos (Def) with it
    • 2015 8th round Avenging Amish took Ladarius Green (TE) with it
    • 2015 9th round Avenging Amish took Marques Colston (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB Justin Forsett
    • RB C.J. Spiller
    • WR Andre Johnson
    • WR Julio Jones
    • 2015 1st round Computer Jocks took Todd Gurley (RB) with it
    • 2015 2nd round Computer Jocks took Charles Johnson (WR) with it
    • 2015 3rd round Computer Jocks took John Brown (WR) with it
    • 2015 4th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Roddy White (WR) with it
    • 2015 5th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it
    • 2015 6th round Computer Jocks took Jordan Reed (TE) with it
    • 2015 7th round Computer Jocks took Phillip Dorsett (WR) with it
    • 2015 8th round Computer Jocks took Zach Zenner (RB) with it
    • 2015 9th round Computer Jocks took Brandon McManus (PK) with it
  2. Aug 2011with Touchdown My Pants

    Sent

    • WR Wes Welker
    • 2012 2nd round Touchdown My Pants took Jared Cook (TE) with it

    Got

    • RB Michael Turner
    • 2012 8th round booyakasha took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
  3. Aug 2011with Whitman's Wonders

    Sent

    • RB Rashard Mendenhall
    • 2011 7th round Whitman's Wonders took Kevin Boss (TE) with it
    • 2011 8th round Whitman's Wonders took Willis McGahee (RB) with it
    • 2011 9th round Whitman's Wonders took Tennessee Titans (Def) with it

    Got

    • RB Danny Woodhead
    • 2011 1st round booyakasha took Daniel Thomas (RB) with it
    • 2011 2nd round booyakasha took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
    • 2011 3rd round booyakasha took Roy Williams (WR) with it
  4. Jul 2011with Drunk Indians

    Sent

    • 2011 1st round? path not in the record
    • 2011 3rd round Drunk Indians took BenJarvus Green-Ellis (RB) with it
    • 2011 6th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Andre Roberts (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB Rashard Mendenhall
    • WR Marques Colston
    • 2011 2nd round booyakasha took Brandon Pettigrew (TE) with it
    • 2011 4th round booyakasha took Greg Little (WR) with it
    • 2011 9th round booyakasha took David Akers (PK) with it
  5. Oct 2010with Marriedwithchildren

    Sent

    • 2011 2nd round Level 3 Inception took Braylon Edwards (WR) with it

    Got

    • WR Demaryius Thomas
    • 2011 7th round booyakasha took Plaxico Burress (WR) with it
  6. Oct 2010with Marriedwithchildren

    Sent

    • TE Kellen Winslow
    • 2011 5th round Level 3 Inception took Ben Tate (RB) with it

    Got

    • RB Fred Jackson
    • 2011 1st round? outcome not in the record
  7. May 2008with Marriedwithchildren

    Sent

    • Def Seattle Seahawks
    • 2008 2nd round Marriedwithchildren took Minnesota Vikings (Def) with it
    • 2008 3rd round Marriedwithchildren took Ray Rice (RB) with it

    Got

    • WR Wes Welker
    • 2008 7th round? path not in the record
    • 2008 8th round? path not in the record
  8. Apr 2008with Drunk Indians

    Sent

    • WR Brandon Marshall
    • 2008 1st round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Jeremy Shockey (TE) with it

    Got

    • RB Ronnie Brown
    • 2008 2nd round 420 All-Stars took Brett Favre (QB) with it
  9. Aug 2007with Chatmaster

    Sent

    • QB Matt Hasselbeck
    • RB Jamal Lewis
    • WR Deion Branch
    • Def Chicago Bears

    Got

    • RB Brian Westbrook
    • 2007 3rd round 420 All-Stars took Jay Cutler (QB) with it
    • 2007 5th round 420 All-Stars took Brandon Marshall (WR) with it
    • 2007 6th round 420 All-Stars took Anthony Gonzalez (WR) with it
  10. Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg

    Sent

    • 2009 8th round Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
    • 2009 9th round Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it

    Got

    • 2007 8th round 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
    • 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it
  11. Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg

    Sent

    • 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
    • 2007 2nd round Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
    • 2007 3rd round Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it

    Got

    • RB Rudi Johnson
    • 2009 8th round then traded once more; Pubes took Isaac Bruce (WR) with it
    • 2009 9th round then traded once more; Pubes took Sidney Rice (WR) with it
  12. Jun 2007with Blitzkrieg

    Sent

    • TE Jason Witten
    • 2007 1st round? path not in the record

    Got

    • TE Kellen Winslow
    • 2007 2nd round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
  13. Jun 2007with Smokane FC

    Sent

    • WR Hines Ward
    • 2007 9th round? path not in the record

    Got

    • WR Mike Furrey
    • 2007 3rd round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
  14. Jun 2007with Drunk Indians

    Sent

    • RB Thomas Jones
    • RB Carnell Williams
    • 2007 5th round Drunk Indians took Jacksonville Jaguars (Def) with it
    • 2007 5th round? path not in the record
    • 2007 8th round Drunk Indians took Adrian Peterson (XX) with it
    • 2007 8th round? path not in the record

    Got

    • WR Deion Branch
    • TE Jason Witten
    • 2007 1st round? path not in the record
    • 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
    • 2007 7th round? path not in the record
    • 2007 8th round? path not in the record
  15. Jun 2007with Smokane FC

    Sent

    • RB DeAngelo Williams
    • WR Marques Colston
    • WR Larry Fitzgerald
    • 2007 3rd round Smokane FC took Vernand Morency (RB) with it
    • 2007 3rd round then traded 2 more times; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
    • 2007 4th round Smokane FC took Denver Broncos (Def) with it
    • 2007 4th round Smokane FC took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it

    Got

    • RB Larry Johnson
    • RB Thomas Jones
    • WR Hines Ward
    • 2007 5th round? path not in the record
    • 2007 7th round? path not in the record
    • 2007 8th round? path not in the record
    • 2007 9th round? path not in the record
  16. May 2007with Blitzkrieg

    Sent

    • WR Chris Chambers
    • 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it

    Got

    • QB Matt Hasselbeck
    • 2007 3rd round then traded 3 more times; Blitzkrieg took Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) with it
  17. May 2007with The Rookies

    Sent

    • RB Julius Jones
    • 2007 2nd round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took D.J. Hackett (WR) with it

    Got

    • QB Michael Vick
    • 2007 7th round 420 All-Stars took Carolina Panthers (Def) with it
  18. May 2007with Blitzkrieg

    Sent

    • QB Drew Brees
    • QB Matt Hasselbeck
    • WR Terry Glenn
    • WR Brandon Marshall
    • TE Dallas Clark
    • TE Ben Utecht
    • PK Jay Feely
    • PK Adam Vinatieri
    • Def Pittsburgh Steelers
    • 2007 1st round Blitzkrieg took Brandon Jackson (RB) with it
    • 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Blitzkrieg took Greg Olsen (TE) with it
    • 2007 5th round Blitzkrieg took Wes Welker (WR) with it
    • 2007 6th round Blitzkrieg took Anthony Thomas (RB) with it
    • 2007 7th round Blitzkrieg took Jason Hanson (PK) with it
    • 2007 8th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took JaMarcus Russell (QB) with it
    • 2007 9th round then traded once more; 420 All-Stars took Sammy Morris (RB) with it

    Got

    • QB Rex Grossman
    • RB Justin Fargas
    • RB Julius Jones
    • RB Mack Strong
    • WR Chris Chambers
    • WR Larry Fitzgerald
    • WR Michael Jenkins
    • PK Jeff Wilkins
    • Def Chicago Bears
    • 2007 2nd round then traded 2 more times; Drunk Indians took D.J. Hackett (WR) with it
    • 2007 4th round then traded once more; Smokane FC took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it
    • 2007 5th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Jacksonville Jaguars (Def) with it
    • 2007 6th round then traded once more; Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
    • 2007 7th round 420 All-Stars took Michael Bennett (RB) with it
    • 2007 8th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Adrian Peterson (XX) with it
    • 2007 9th round 420 All-Stars took Martin Gramatica (PK) with it

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Who ran it

The owners

  1. Jomar Marinio 2015–now · 12 seasons 123-75 2× champ
  2. Dan Winman 2010–2014 · 5 seasons 46-42
  3. Shaun Jones 2007–2009 · 3 seasons 31-23
  4. James Griffin 2003–2006 · 4 seasons 16-41

Head to head

Against the league

  1. Midwestside Connection 22-17 39 games 2 in playoffs
  2. Avenging Amish 22-17 39 games 2 in playoffs
  3. Vitside Mafia 24-14 38 games 1 in playoffs
  4. Team Minty Fresh 23-14 37 games 2 in playoffs
  5. Dicks out for Harambe 22-12 34 games 1 in playoffs
  6. Smokane FC 15-19 34 games 4 in playoffs
  7. Get off my Ditka 19-13 32 games 2 in playoffs
  8. Fullybaked 17-14 31 games 3 in playoffs
  9. Drunk Indians 14-15 29 games 1 in playoffs
  10. Da Dangsters 15-11 26 games 2 in playoffs
  11. Suh girls, one cup 12-10 22 games 1 in playoffs
  12. Jewpacabra 6-7 13 games 1 in playoffs
  13. The Boondock Saints 3-3 6 games 1 in playoffs
  14. Chatmaster 2-4 6 games 1 in playoffs
  15. Badd Boys 3-2 5 games 1 in playoffs
  16. Muck Juggling Micks 3-1 4 games 2 in playoffs
  17. Balls Deep 2-2 4 games 2 in playoffs
  18. Titsburgh Feelers 3-0 3 games
  19. A Bruin Pegs Me 2-1 3 games 2 in playoffs
  20. The Show 1-2 3 games
  21. The Mariachi Ninjas 0-3 3 games
  22. No Soup For You 2-0 2 games
  23. Swiftie 4 Life 1-0 1 games

Trade Ledger (5)

2017 (1)
  • Vitside Mafia Aug 20, 2017
    Sent
    • Johnson, David (RB)
    • Draft pick R3.11
    Received
    • Ajayi, Jay (RB)
    • Draft pick R1.2
2016 (1)
  • Da Dangsters Nov 10, 2016
    Sent
    • 2017 R1 pick (via CPU Jocks)
    Received
    • Watkins, Sammy (WR)
    • 2017 R9 pick (via Da Dangsters)
2015 (3)
  • Vitside Mafia Sep 5, 2015
    Sent
    • —
    Received
    • Draft pick R9.4
  • Vitside Mafia Sep 5, 2015
    Sent
    • Foster, Arian (RB)
    • Draft pick R4.3
    • Draft pick R5.3
    Received
    • Draft pick R1.4
    • Draft pick R3.4
  • Avenging Amish Jul 29, 2015
    Sent
    • Benjamin, Kelvin (WR)
    • Bennett, Martellus (TE)
    • Draft pick R1.12
    • Draft pick R2.12
    • Draft pick R3.12
    • Draft pick R4.12
    • Draft pick R5.12
    • Draft pick R6.12
    • Draft pick R7.12
    • Draft pick R8.12
    • Draft pick R9.12
    Received
    • Forsett, Justin (RB)
    • Spiller, C.J. (RB)
    • Johnson, Andre (WR)
    • Jones, Julio (WR)
    • Draft pick R1.3
    • Draft pick R2.3
    • Draft pick R3.3
    • Draft pick R4.3
    • Draft pick R5.3
    • Draft pick R6.3
    • Draft pick R7.3
    • Draft pick R8.3
    • Draft pick R9.3

Team Name History

  • Computer Jocks Current 2015–present

Previous owners of this franchise

Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.

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