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East Division · since 2019

No Soup For You

Owner: Juan Lopez

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No Soup For You

Premier League National League East aka No Soup
The Rafters 4 trophies 13th of 24 2/6

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The Rafters

Other titles

  1. 2023 No Soup For You NIT Champion

Division titles

  1. 2021 No Soup For You East
  2. 2020 No Soup For You East
  3. 2019 No Soup For You East
All-time record 75-55 .577 · regular season
Playoffs 7-5 4 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 8 2019–2026
Per game 128.1 18,195 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (8)
  1. 2026 6-5 · #10 of 24 In progress 1,078.80 pts
  2. 2025 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,041.16 pts
  3. 2024 12-5 · #2 of 24 Third place 2,377.53 pts
  4. 2023 8-9 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,152.16 pts
  5. 2022 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,070.79 pts
  6. 2021 11-6 · #7 of 24 Playoffs 2,137.53 pts
  7. 2020 11-6 · #5 of 24 Third place 2,227.75 pts
  8. 2019 13-4 · #3 of 24 Playoffs 2,155.67 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Alvin Kamara RB · 7 straight seasons, 2019–2025
  1. 2026

    • RB Breece Hall 2nd yr
    • WR D.J. Moore
    • WR Drake London 2nd yr
    • WR Justin Jefferson 6th yr
    • WR Luther Burden
    • WR Rashee Rice 3rd yr
    • TE Sam LaPorta 3rd yr
  2. 2025

    • QB Lamar Jackson 6th yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara 7th yr
    • RB Breece Hall
    • WR Drake London
    • WR Justin Jefferson 5th yr
    • WR Rashee Rice 2nd yr
    • TE Sam LaPorta 2nd yr
  3. 2024

    • QB Lamar Jackson 5th yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara 6th yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle 3rd yr
    • WR Justin Jefferson 4th yr
    • WR Rashee Rice
    • TE Evan Engram
    • TE Sam LaPorta
  4. 2023

    • QB Justin Fields
    • QB Lamar Jackson 4th yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 4th yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara 5th yr
    • WR Chris Godwin 2nd yr
    • WR Jaylen Waddle 2nd yr
    • WR Justin Jefferson 3rd yr
Earlier seasons (4)
  1. 2022

    • QB Lamar Jackson 3rd yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 3rd yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara 4th yr
    • WR Chris Godwin
    • WR Jaylen Waddle
    • WR Justin Jefferson 2nd yr
    • TE Dalton Schultz
  2. 2021

    • QB Lamar Jackson 2nd yr
    • RB Aaron Jones 2nd yr
    • RB Alvin Kamara 3rd yr
    • WR Allen Robinson 3rd yr
    • WR Julio Jones
    • WR Justin Jefferson
    • TE Mike Gesicki
  3. 2020

    • QB Carson Wentz
    • QB Lamar Jackson
    • RB Aaron Jones
    • RB Alvin Kamara 2nd yr
    • RB Miles Sanders
    • WR A.J. Green 2nd yr
    • WR Allen Robinson 2nd yr
  4. 2019

    • QB Andrew Luck
    • RB Alvin Kamara
    • RB Rashaad Penny
    • WR A.J. Green
    • WR Allen Robinson
    • WR Sammy Watkins
    • Def Los Angeles Chargers

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

11 picks sent and 10 picks received in 5 trades.

  1. Nov 2024with Thundering Herd

    Sent

    • TE Taysom Hill
    • 2025 1st round? outcome not in the record
    • 2025 3rd round Thundering Herd took Brian Robinson (RB) with it

    Got

    • RB Breece Hall
    • 2025 5th round No Soup For You took Austin Ekeler (RB) with it
    • 2025 6th round No Soup For You took Baltimore Ravens (Def) with it
  2. Nov 2024with Muck Juggling Micks

    Sent

    • RB Bucky Irving
    • WR Quentin Johnston
    • 2025 2nd round Muck Juggling Micks took Evan Engram (TE) with it

    Got

    • RB Tank Bigsby
    • WR Drake London
    • 2025 4th round No Soup For You took J.K. Dobbins (RB) with it
  3. Jul 2021with Thundering Herd

    Sent

    • RB Miles Sanders
    • 2021 3rd round Thundering Herd took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it

    Got

    • WR Julio Jones
    • TE Mike Gesicki
    • 2021 7th round No Soup For You took Curtis Samuel (WR) with it
  4. Jul 2019with Be Gentle! It's my first time.

    Sent

    • QB Tom Brady
    • WR Larry Fitzgerald
    • WR Mohamed Sanu
    • TE Kyle Rudolph
    • 2019 1st round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Nick Chubb (RB) with it
    • 2019 5th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took LeSean McCoy (RB) with it
    • 2019 6th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took DK Metcalf (WR) with it
    • 2019 7th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Will Dissly (TE) with it
    • 2019 8th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Jaron Brown (WR) with it
    • 2019 9th round Be Gentle! It's my first time. took Adam Vinatieri (PK) with it

    Got

    • QB Andrew Luck
    • RB Alvin Kamara
    • RB Rashaad Penny
    • WR Sammy Watkins
    • 2019 2nd round No Soup For You took Miles Sanders (RB) with it
    • 2019 5th round No Soup For You took Trey Burton (TE) with it
    • 2019 6th round No Soup For You took Lamar Jackson (QB) with it
    • 2019 7th round No Soup For You took Jordan Reed (TE) with it
    • 2019 8th round No Soup For You took DeSean Jackson (WR) with it
    • 2019 9th round No Soup For You took Jason Myers (PK) with it
Earlier trades (1)
  1. Jul 2019with Badd Boys

    Sent

    • 2019 9th round Badd Boys took Jake Elliott (PK) with it

    Got

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Head to head

Against the league

  1. Titsburgh Feelers 8-8 16 games 1 in playoffs
  2. Balls Deep 8-8 16 games 1 in playoffs
  3. Badd Boys 8-7 15 games
  4. The Mariachi Ninjas 7-8 15 games
  5. The Show 6-3 9 games
  6. Jewpacabra 5-4 9 games 1 in playoffs
  7. The Boondock Saints 5-4 9 games 2 in playoffs
  8. Muck Juggling Micks 5-4 9 games 2 in playoffs
  9. A Bruin Pegs Me 5-3 8 games
  10. Chatmaster 4-4 8 games
  11. Swiftie 4 Life 2-3 5 games
  12. Da Dangsters 3-1 4 games 1 in playoffs
  13. Suh girls, one cup 2-0 2 games
  14. Drunk Indians 2-0 2 games 1 in playoffs
  15. Smokane FC 2-0 2 games 2 in playoffs
  16. Midwestside Connection 2-0 2 games 1 in playoffs
  17. Get off my Ditka 1-0 1 games

Trade Ledger (6)

2024 (2)
  • Thundering Herd Nov 13, 2024
    Sent
    • Hill, Taysom (QB)
    • 2025 R1 pick (via No Soup For You)
    • 2025 R3 pick (via No Soup For You)
    Received
    • Hall, Breece (RB)
    • 2025 R5 pick (via Thundering Herd)
    • 2025 R6 pick (via Thundering Herd)
  • Micks Nov 13, 2024
    Sent
    • Irving, Bucky (RB)
    • Johnston, Quentin (WR)
    • 2025 R2 pick (via No Soup For You)
    Received
    • Bigsby, Tank (RB)
    • London, Drake (WR)
    • 2025 R4 pick (via Micks)
2021 (1)
  • Thundering Herd Jul 15, 2021
    Sent
    • Sanders, Miles (RB)
    • Draft pick R3.11
    Received
    • Jones, Julio (WR)
    • Gesicki, Mike (TE)
    • Draft pick R7.8
2020 (1)
2019 (2)
  • Sent
    • Brady, Tom (QB)
    • Fitzgerald, Larry (WR)
    • Sanu, Mohamed (WR)
    • Rudolph, Kyle (TE)
    • Draft pick R1.2
    • Draft pick R5.2
    • Draft pick R6.2
    • Draft pick R7.2
    • Draft pick R8.2
    • Draft pick R9.2
    Received
    • Luck, Andrew (QB)
    • Kamara, Alvin (RB)
    • Penny, Rashaad (RB)
    • Watkins, Sammy (WR)
    • Draft pick R2.7
    • Draft pick R5.7
    • Draft pick R6.7
    • Draft pick R7.7
    • Draft pick R8.7
    • Draft pick R9.7
  • Badd Boys Jul 26, 2019
    Sent
    • Draft pick R9.8
    Received
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Team Name History

  • No Soup For You Current 2025–present
  • No Soup For You 2019–2024

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