Former owner
Steven McBurnie
More Cowbell
Banners
The Rafters
Conference titles
Division titles
Career record 32-22 .593 · regular season
Playoffs 4-2 2 trips
Titles 0 2 title games
Seasons 3 2008–2010
Per game 119.2 7,153 points
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (3)
- 2010 7-11 · #15 of 24 More Cowbell Missed 1,950.08 pts
- 2009 14-4 · #2 of 24 More Cowbell Runner-up 2,046.10 pts
- 2008 11-7 · #5 of 24 More Cowbell Runner-up 2,014.30 pts
Where they played
The team
Career bests
High-water marks
Best season 14-4 2009 · Runner-up
Highest score 174.32 2009 week 15 vs Marriedwithchildren Biggest win +99.26 162.34–63.08 vs Bay Area Ballers, 2008 Head to head
Against every owner
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Brandon Shields Smokane FC 2-2 4 games 1 in playoffs -
Kevin Ashby Fullybaked 1-3 4 games 1 in playoffs -
Aaron Mutter Drunk Indians 3-0 3 games -
Shawn Huber Suh girls, one cup 2-1 3 games -
Paul Granger Chatmaster 2-0 2 games -
Ross Lawrence A Bruin Pegs Me 2-0 2 games -
Nathan Rich Midwestside Connection 2-0 2 games -
Vithanouth Baccam Vitside Mafia 0-2 2 games -
David Dang Da Dangsters 0-1 1 game -
James Bueck The Boondock Saints 0-1 1 game
Former owners (16)
- Shane Fitch Level 3 Inception 3-3 6 games
- Dave Jordan The Dark Side 4-1 5 games
- Tim Barlos The Nukes 2-3 5 games
- Tom Flanagan Brady's Bastards 2-1 3 games
- Bryan Jones Bay Area Ballers 2-1 3 games
- Leland Brasher Gamecocks 2-0 2 games
- Shaun Jones 420 All-Stars 1-1 2 games
- Arnold Wong Touchdown My Pants 0-2 2 games
- Nathan Clark The Blunt Bros. 1-0 1 game
- Paul Post Way More Funner 1-0 1 game
- Brent Powers Tackling Dummies 1-0 1 game
- Jim Shea Delirium Tremens 1-0 1 game
- Paul Tarsney Blitzkrieg 1-0 1 game
- Dan Winman booyakasha 1-0 1 game
- Lee Graves No Frills 0-1 1 game
- Brian Sevilla The Street 0-1 1 game
Keepers
Who they kept
Longest kept Drew Brees QB · 3 straight seasons, 2008–2010 · More Cowbell
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2010 More Cowbell
- QB Drew Brees 3rd yr
- RB Maurice Jones-Drew 2nd yr
- WR Chad Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Roddy White 2nd yr
- WR Steve Smith 2nd yr
- TE Brent Celek
- TE Dallas Clark 3rd yr
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2009 More Cowbell
- QB Drew Brees 2nd yr
- RB Clinton Portis 2nd yr
- RB Maurice Jones-Drew
- WR Chad Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Roddy White
- WR Steve Smith
- TE Dallas Clark 2nd yr
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2008 More Cowbell Estimated
- QB Drew Brees
- RB Clinton Portis
- RB Fred Taylor
- WR Chad Johnson
- WR Terrell Owens
- TE Dallas Clark
- Def Baltimore Ravens
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Awards
🥈 2 runner-up🛡 1 division
AL Champion ×2AL Central
Seasons
Steven McBurnie
| Year | Identity | Record | Points | Reg. Rank | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | | 7-11 | 1,950 | #15 | — |
| 2009 | | 14-4 | 2,046 | #2 | 🥈 Runner-up 🛡 Central |
| 2008 | | 11-7 | 2,014 | #5 | 🥈 Runner-up |
Succession
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Franchise 0006 — Da Dangsters today
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